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SupermanBRONZE Member
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829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA


Posted:
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain


protozoaBRONZE Member
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148 posts
Location: Baltimore, MD USA


Posted:
Oy.I'm not sure why you posted this here, but all I can say is mm-kay!-protie

tekknogurrlBRONZE Member
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90 posts
Location: New Paltz, NY, USA


Posted:
hehehe. that's all i have to say about that.
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~K~No matter what you do, one billion Chinese won't care.


Girl From Marsmember
168 posts
Location: Liverpool, NY, USA


Posted:
MOOOOOO!!!!------------------the music feeds my soul that glows and grows with every spin i take.

the music feeds my soul that glows and grows with every spin i take.


N8member
336 posts
Location: NY, USA


Posted:
I'd like to give a big Amen to that last MOOOO!!!!!and follow with my own,*sigh*......Moo. (cow playing hard to get)

Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...


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