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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:You know you work in St Kilda when someone doesn't even bother going into the bathrooms to snort cocaine.



I know this is traditionally done with work industry, but I laughed so much when that happened last night I had to bend the rules! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You know you work for Poje when you go home sore and crying.....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:you know you dont work when you're mjk smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:You know you work in South Africa when a major download that is almost complete is cut because of the stupid power shortage!

Damn you Eskom!!!!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.

Kupo!

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blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You no you work as a courier when you learn to swear out the drivers window and drive over round abouts

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:You know you're a doctor when your roommate vomits and you catch it in a mixing bowl without so much as twitching an eyebrow.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:You know your a secret agent when you get your license to kill.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Holzy1
Member

Member Since: 2nd Apr 2008
Total posts: 0
Posted:you know you're a culinary student when someone jumps out of a bush and beats your ass when you go to a mcdonalds.

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GeoffonTour04
enthusiast
Location: Oxford
Member Since: 30th Nov 2005
Total posts: 360
Posted:you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted: Written by :jarle


You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.



that made me lulz. so so true.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by :Mr Majestik


 Written by :jarle


You know you work in hospitality when you're a non-smoker and in the minority.



that made me lulz. so so true.



yup! me too!! Kinda scary really!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted: Written by :Neon_Shaolin


You're in Graphic Design or Typesetting when you look at ALL signs everywhere and try to figure out what font they've used...



Oh my word! I do that all the time! Hehe!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You know yer a HoPper when you don;t get any work done while your at work...

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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CaffeinatedKatie
CaffeinatedKatie

Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
Location: Portland, OR
Member Since: 29th Jan 2005
Total posts: 149
Posted:I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.

This might be location specific, but-- you know you're in food service when you learn some Spanish but all you know are curse words.


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The Tea Fairy
The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2004
Total posts: 853
Posted:You know you work in telesales when you start getting excited whenever people sound friendly on the phone.

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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ACT
ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...
Member Since: 8th Nov 2007
Total posts: 318
Posted:You know your in music retail when all you hear is a symphony of 300 guitar players, all playing out of tune and not even the same song, but you can still focus on the one kid that is going to be a star.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted: Written by :GeoffonTour04


you know you're a builder when you have to spend 20 minutes fixing a broken cistern at a mates barbecue & can't walk into a house without noticing all the little imperfections



So true.


Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:you know you work with young offenders when you can actually have a conversation with someone who has committed some horrible crime...or you talk to colleagues about a client seriously injuring another person with the same tone you speak about a client who stole some clothes...

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Silk_the_Elf
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 37
Posted:You must be an office manager when you have to teach the same four guys how to do the same two things every day.

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You know you're a zookeeper when you read this
 Written by :CaffeinatedKatie


I'd like to aye-aye the food service non-smokers and doing HoP instead of work.


and think the comment's about lemurs.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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natasqi
natasqi

addict
Location: Perth
Member Since: 4th Jul 2007
Total posts: 489
Posted:You know you're a med student... when you get sick and they refuse to let you in the hospital, for over a week. WOOHOO, HOLIDAY!! *cough, splutter, cough*

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L0s3r_r@v3r
L0s3r_r@v3r

enthusiast
Location: Swansea, Ma (US)
Member Since: 17th May 2005
Total posts: 274
Posted:you know you work in a pizza pallor when the concept of a pizza party makes you physically ill.

You know what I'm thinking about right now? That's right, Tacos!

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willworkforfoodjnr
willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Member Since: 8th Aug 2007
Total posts: 1046
Posted:hehe I like the phrase "pizza pallor", might have to be used on some of my junk-food loving friends....

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:you know you work in hospitality when the people who hold the power are the customers...

yes i know that can apply to a zillion jobs but I think there's some **** about to go down at my work.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:what kind of hospitality? like a hotel?

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:You know you work in palliative care when someone asks you at a party what you do for a living and you get to say 'death'.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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0ni
0ni

member
Location: Connecticut
Member Since: 3rd May 2008
Total posts: 59
Posted:=D sounds like fun. almost as cool as pizza pallor! or maybe you deal with the aftereffects of pizza pallor.

DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here

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Live_in_a_spin
Live_in_a_spin

Dude where's my Poi?
Location: neather here nor there
Member Since: 30th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:You know you work as a bricklayer when you complain about the weather because its too cold, too hot, rainning, too sunny, too windy ect.

Live life in a spin!!!
but if you fall don't come crying to me!!!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Working in a pizza parlour? I used to, and you know you work in a pizza restaurant when every delivery order after 11pm is from stoners.

And Oni, I work in a pub.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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