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Sex: Male...last time i checked at least...god i hope i'm still a guy..
Occupation(s): none :'( need cash!
Favorite Food(s): hey food and mead and i'm all good.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, and White
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? African or European?
Toys: Does my dirk count? i have none unfortunately *sniffle* i'm trying to get a staff, me and linked objects dont agree.
Hobbies other than the obvious: sword play, bein a geek, MTG, a good fight, and trying to master the 'perfect Mead' recipe.
Education: getting out of high school finnaly
Favorite Book(s): wayy too many, Tantalize is the most recent.
Favorite Movie(s): 13th warrior, warriors of Virtue, Gladiator, THE BOONDOCK SAINTS, ahem and many more.
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? imma have to say destroyer...it has a better range than our lizard friend..
Favorite TV show(s): Avatar: the last air bender (hoora ancient Philosophies via kids shows! <3)
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) i want to start an old fashioned Tavern and Inn, the whole bit, but scotch/irish. ye old hooters with rooms and preformers!
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Ed miller. Flogging Molly. just about everything else and if your good with drums i'll love you for life.
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? i dont know bend over and stay there to let me further examine for posterity...
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* well i dont formally cast my vote because i've only had one of the three but Nutella, for now.
[*Please choose one. This is important as it is the site's equivalent to sating a religion. We have crusades, wars, mass conversions, cathedrals to Nutella, all that stuff.] anyone want to explain religion via F*&$#@* NUTELLA?! *clears his throat and wiggles his nose* better now. thanks.
fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member Checking who's online, watching you! 1,972 posts Location: somewhere, England (UK)
Posted: welcome to HOP
you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
GidgBRONZE Member Super Gidg!!!! 8,506 posts Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted: *Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick* ... boing ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Welcome to HoP and the best person to talk to about the religion of Nutella would be Doc. He should be around sooner or later.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT. Proud member of the HoP DPS. Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind. I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Lau_Shadow_BoxerSILVER Member ~ Cup Cakes and Faerie Lights ~ 110 posts Location: Portsmouth, Uk / Kowloon, Hong Kong / Auckland, Ne...
Posted: Welcome dude!
*prances around throwing confetti*
"They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile; thus smiling is for pansies" - The Short Gorilla
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer
MikeGinnyGOLD Member HOP Mad Doctor 13,925 posts Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted: *wanders in and spreads Nutella on petoni's nipples as a baptism in the the High Church of Nutella*
Welcome aboard!
And to HoP!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
Posted: *blinks* kinky... and that just messed up my entire train of thought..
Lau_Shadow_BoxerSILVER Member ~ Cup Cakes and Faerie Lights ~ 110 posts Location: Portsmouth, Uk / Kowloon, Hong Kong / Auckland, Ne...
Posted: Thats how they get you Petoni, I recommend you try some Marmite before the heathen sexual slaughter rituals start (and not the good sort).. There is still time!
"They say it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile; thus smiling is for pansies" - The Short Gorilla
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" - Ace Rimmer