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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
You're flying on a plane to Adelaide then it crashes before you can get to CG :P

I wish I could turn invisible at will

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You turn invisible but then you forget who you are and therefore have no will to change back.

I wish I could speak fluent spanish

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You speak fluent Spanish, in other news Spanish is now a dead language.

Genie, I wish to be a prince! biggrin

Kupo!


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
You become prince of a deserted country, and therefore have no subjects of posessions.

I wish for world peace

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
World peace is granted on a planet where there is no inhabitants.

I wish to not be sick anymore

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
You are cured of all sickness but in doing so you live forever and see everyone around you die

I wish for a boyfriend!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
you get a boyfriend but he's a chauvinistic arsehole who drinks Geelong Bitter.



I wish for Geelong to win the grand final!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

Geelong will be winning the final by heaps of points but at the last minute of the game they'll forfeit

I wish I was rich

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
You become ricj beyond your wildest dreams, then the australian dollar plummets so dramatically that a thousand aussie dollars is the equivalent of $2 NZ

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you wish for nothing.. but instead you get something

i wish my art was finished

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your art is magically finished, but when it is about to be displayed, the weather comes in and ruins it, causing you to lose.



I wish I was the best contact juggler in the world

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Damn.. Simon just beat me!



You become the greatest contact juggler in the world- Then you lose your head in an industrial accident.







I wish for a duck that spoke all languages.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1190961328)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You got the duck, but all it wants to do is quack obscure foreign insults at all your friends.

I wish for a kitten cannon.

Kupo!


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get the cannon but it backfires

i wish for 2 skilled hands instead of my own

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok. But you have to keep them floating in a tank next to your bed. And regularly check all the pipes and wires and stuff they're connected to.


I wish I had a biiiiig bowl of strawberries!

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you have a big bowl of strawberries... strawberries of DOOM umm

i wish i had a yellow stone with a hole in the middle

hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get the yellow stone but due to some strange black magic it grows legs and leaves you



i wish i could get in contact with my stupid boyfriend
EDITED_BY: kat224 (1190982497)

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Your stupid boyfriend rings you up to tell you he's actually a parasitic space alien. You get a funny feeling and turn around, and then you see him standing right behind you. He eats your head.

I wish I had the ability to fly unaided by anything foreign to my body biological, mechanical, or magical, with the innate ability to control every aspect of my flight, and without significant expenditure of energy.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
It would take your entire life to learn to fly and then you would die on your first realy flight!

I wish for a wish that has a happy ending

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Try again - "innate ability to control every aspect" - that means it wouldn't take time to learn.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok when flying you get spotted by people and are taken to area 51x for testing, you live out the rest of your days teathered to the earth!

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
You get a "happy ending" but realized it was meaningly sex with a stranger who tells you they have an STD.



I wish I was thinner.

MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you drop dead of a wasting disease 20 mins after the wish.

i wish food was tasty nutricious and non fattening

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
All food is tastey and non-fattening to you, But to all others it is extra fattening. All your friend become morbidly obese and die off one by one. Eventually you are the last person on earth.....But yer skinny wink


I wish i could teleport like Nightcrawler.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
...straight into the middle of a brick wall. tongue


I wish I could do psychokinesis!

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Your wish is granted and everybody is happy. Then your tongue drops off.

I wish for a short piece of rope.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
You get a short piece of rope, but it gradually grows up into a long piece of rope.

I want a nice, hot cup of tea, with chocolate biscuits.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
The tea is scolding hot and burns your face off, the chocolate biscuits are mouldy and you can't leave the bathroom for 4 days straight.

I wish I was a little bit taller, i wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her...

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom


Posted:
Granted, but you'll also have a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala. tongue





I wish I could get some hair dye that lasted longer than a fortnight...

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky


MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom


Posted:
you find some and it is super strong , it dyes everything skin, clothes all bodily hair and never washes out, it also gets stronger and stronger until you are one blob of colour.. you are also allergic to it and try to get tattooed back to your normal colour.. it doesn't work!!



I wish i had durbs' poi skills

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you


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