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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:According to the Modern Dictionary of UK Slang, 'shpadoinkle' now means: long, pointless, and infested with shrews.

I wish the clothes dryer wasn't broken.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Your dryer is fixed, but immediately sabotaged by darkfyre's pounded, fermented tuber taro paste. Leaving you both with nothing but a limp. A real bad one...in both legs

I wish for summer


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:It's summer but only in tempurture, the earth is moving closer to the sun and it's already getting to be in the 100's everyday


I wish it wasn't getting hot already.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you move to the arctic circle and you never get hot ever again.

I wish that I wasn't sick.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You are well and full of energy bouncing around the house and you have no where to go you are getting so board and restless everyone else is busy

Wish i had friends to talk to help


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Deamon_Llama
Deamon_Llama

member
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 14th Oct 2007
Total posts: 78
Posted:Your new friends are adamant HoPpers

I wish that I had means to buy a new firestaff.


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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:You aquire some really mean people, who buy a new firestaff and play with it in front of you, but won't let you have a turn.

I wish I had a new book to read.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You get given a new book you get all excited you sit down to have a good read as you open the pages your heart sinks its not in english


Wish i could stay in bed all day instead of going to work


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you stay in bed all day....everyday...for the next 6 months. Your muscles atrophy and when you finally get outta bed you promptly fall to the ground....can't spin any more either.


I wish blackrose was able to spin again.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:she can spin again but only if sombody pushes her around whilst she is sitting on an office chair.

I wish blackrose was able to spin poi again


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:I can spin I can spin poi again as my office chair twils aronud then it spins to fast and i go flying across the room landing flat on my umum cheeks haha

i wish for a nice hot coffee and a cream donut with jam in it and not so sore cheeks


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:your coffee burns your mouth, the cream in you donut is off and you landed quite badly on your tails bone.

I wish for a cup of tea


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:you go to make your cup of tea and the power turns of just as you turn the jug on so you opp for cold tea and your tea bag breaks and you get tea leaves stuck in your teeth then you smile at your new freind

I wish summer will never end


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Summer never ends and rains never come again. Soon enough NZ drys out and becomes a desert wasteland Mad Max style.

I wish I could play guitar really good.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:you begin to play guitar really good and then promptly get arrested by the grammer police. Now you sit in a cell and cry all day.


I wish Dark didnt have to go to jail for that.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:He didnt have to go to jail they punished dark by making him play the flute instead on a main street in underwear shining a red nose

I wish oh i so wish for a sky rocket


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:it blows up on you like your in a road runner cartoon

I wish I was a cartoon.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You are the cutes cartoon character but the kids don't like you as your to cute and nobody knows you


I wish for fruit cake with marzipan icing with my coffee


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:you become the aforementioned cake and some sneeky bugger pinches your coffee and eats the cake with it.

I wish my mum could come over here and cook me up a decent feed like she used to before I moved half way around the world.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:You got me i cant corrupt that wish as i wish the same

Bugger you hahaha


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:You become a man and you try to bugger me but I refuse comply with your wish and cut your new manly bits off as punishment for even thinking it.

I wish that blackrose would become her old self again albeit with the memory of 'man pain'.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Hahaha now i have to look that word up befor i can answer

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


DarkFyre
DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:No wish, No corruption

I wish that the blackrose would actually corrupt my wishes and make a wish of her own.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:She does, her wishes are so brutal I can't even bring myself to re-iterate them. You are needless to say left a broken, tormented soul, who gibbers wildly about lemons and aubergines. Bad blackrose.. Bad

I wish for a salad, a meaty one.


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get a fresh meat salad......gross....enjoy



I would love to be bound and gagged and thrown into the trunk of a car.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:Your in the trunk gas fumes make you high as they open the trunk you see the most beautiful person you have ever soon your heart beats fast you have to have this person the two of you start to get passionate as you blood starts to boil you come down from your high you open your eyes and its a gorilla shock horror

I wont to clime the highest mountain and scream I'm here


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:The scream sets off an avalanche and you end up at the bottom of a vast crevasse screaming I'm here HEEELLLPPP!!!!!


I wish there were no parking inspectors.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


blackrose1
blackrose1

member
Location: auckland
Member Since: 20th Feb 2008
Total posts: 198
Posted:All parking inspectors get run over and they put a camera on every parking site and we have to pay more in fines to pay for cameras

I wish my ass didnt get sore sitting in my computer chair for hours


please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:HAHHAHA so many places I could go......


Your ass doesn;t get sore from sitting in a coupter chair all day. Your ass has turned INTO a computer chair and you have to roll everywhere you go, Once when you were rolling down a big hill you hit a rock and went tumbling, oh it was funny.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


jarle
jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 13th Mar 2007
Total posts: 1489
Posted:I wish Poje had made a wish I could corrupt.

Kupo!


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