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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Your dreadlocks get tighter and tighter till the pressure on your head implodes your brain and goodey grey stuff comes out your ears.
I wish someone would make me a coffee


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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BurdaA
SILVER Member since Jul 2007

BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kin...

Total posts: 377
Posted:Using my awesome valmorification machine and a cunning trick of linguistics, I turn you into a cup of coffee, and then drink you. mmmmm.. hazelnutty. Now all that's left is to enjoy my digestive system.

I wish I had a pocket-full-o-dreams


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You get yer pock o' dreams and it's so chock full that when you add another one, it explodes and gets gross, gooey dream juice all over you.



I wish brian would come back.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Brian comes back but it's Brian Jones the long dead member of the Rolling Stones and you get such a fright you slip in the gooey dream juice and get a nasty big bump on your head.

I wish they still made good old movies like Fred Astaire's


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:They start making good old movies again but the lack of special effects causes them to flop at the box office.

I wish for the re-runs of The Magic Roundabout to come back onto TV.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Baccory
BRONZE Member since Feb 2006

Baccory

member
Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensl...

Total posts: 126
Posted:They come back, and you sit down to watch them, but someone pulls an amilie on you and keeps disconecting ur antenna at the good bits, causing you to jump up and down like a monkey.

I wish i could go back in time...


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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You go back in time and space to the presice spot where the black death was first contracted by a human.

I wish for 3 more wishes


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:You get three wishes, but wishes actually become fishes, according to the old saying, and it takes ages to get the smell out of the carpet.

I wish I had a plan.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:you have a plan, and yer a man, Panama



I wish someone get's that.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:I get it but I't quite lame so I'll allow you to suffer the embarasement.

I wish for a way out of my contract.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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imprettylikedrugs


imprettylikedrugs

kicking cucumbers constantly : )
Location: Dublin City Centre

Total posts: 160
Posted:You Die.

I wish Dark Fyre Didnt Die.


Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:Dark Fyre doesn't gets out of his contract comes to Ireland, rescues the cucumbers and steals all your drugs.



I wish my credit card would pay itself off.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Your credit card becomes sentient, and learns how to pay itself off by means of taking out loans...
It also applies for several more credit cards in your name, and before long your house becomes filled with sentient credit cards, and the junk they've bought. Plus you start getting court summonses from the people the cards have borrowed money off, who really don't buy your excuse.


I wish it was summer already.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:It's summer already and thousands of sentient credit cards decide to book a mass holiday in the lovely and historical UK. They all come visit you.

I wish it was this morning again so I could have another day off.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:It is this morning. But the neighbours across the road start loud renovations at 6.30am

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You turn into


I wish Gnor was spelled with a K


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:It is now spel with a K but Knor doesn't like it and changes it back to Gnor

I wish for a pet lizzard


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 371
Posted:You get a pet brontasaurous.
You have to clean up after it.

I wish for a flintlock.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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fanged_angel
BRONZE Member since Jul 2007

fanged_angel

poiromaniac
Location: liverpool, uk

Total posts: 162
Posted:you get a flintlock go to fire it and get incredible hangfire which then goes off in you face in true cartoon fashion leaving your face covered in black powder.

i wish i had a decent job


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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but its an immoral one and you eventually bring down the company and go back to your old job which is moral and bad...

i wish for a question.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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fanged_angel
BRONZE Member since Jul 2007

fanged_angel

poiromaniac
Location: liverpool, uk

Total posts: 162
Posted:you ask me what my original job was to which i reply "iv never had one" and then sulk, then throw a hissy fit and go on ranting for so long you forget what your question was



i wish i could get a bit of a local circus troup thing together


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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one together but then one of them overthrows you and you become the tea maker, eventually you get sick of it and leave to make your own NEW troupe, your old and new group then wage war in your local area and best spinning and busking sites for ever more.

i wish for a biscuit covered in Marmite.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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fanged_angel
BRONZE Member since Jul 2007

fanged_angel

poiromaniac
Location: liverpool, uk

Total posts: 162
Posted:you get a biscuit covered in marmite and then realise that nutella is far better smile

i wish my nutella tub had more nutella in it smile


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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you nutella tub gets more nutella in it but you eat so much that you get sick of it and convert to Marmite.

i wish i could realise that Marmite was better.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:you realize that marmite is better at making you sick then nutella and you stick to nutella.


I wish for a nutella and banana sangwich


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you get one but realise that it is actually Marmite and plantain.

i wish Nutella wasn't so sticky.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:Man, that was harsh.

Nutella becomes very slippery and soon replaces grease as a means to lube your bearings AND have a quick snack.


I wish i was in CO.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you become a CO, a 'compete ocelot'

i wish i had another sandwich.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:you get another sandwich a marmite and plantain sandwich

I wish I had a million bucks


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:you do but spend it on sandwiches filled with Marmite and plantain.

i wish that i could give a million pounds to charity.


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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