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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


LazyAngelGOLD Member
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
global warming suddenly catches up with the planet, melting the icecaps and submerging the entire planet under water as temperaturtes rise. But at least its good weather for sailing!

I wish I could live for a thousand years

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


Hanz 1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
and you do! unfortunatly when you hit 80 (which is when you were meant to die) you go into a vegetative type state, in which you cannot move, eat or enjoy any enjoyable activities... but you are alive!

I wish i didnt have to go to work today

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You've been fired so it's no longer a problem.

I wish smoking was good for your health.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
smoking suddenly becomes good for you ... unfortunately everybody starts smoking and the worlds supply of tobacco runs out , everyone gets really angry from the come down and world war three starts

i wish i knew all the answers

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You know all the answers. They are all 42
I wish I wasn't so fat!

.....Can't Juggle Balls but I sure as hell can Juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you're not so fat ....you're now morbidly obese and can't do anything for yourself

i wish i could have everything i wanted

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get all that you wanted which was a single walkie talkie, a jar of mayonaise, and 2 C-sized batteries


I wish....I was driving to Burning Man RIGHT NOW

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Lanaine 6 posts

Posted:
granted, you drive to a burning man and catch fire yourself.

I wish I could weave

how far you go has nothing to do with distance.
with time at most.
-Blf.


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You can now weave. When you get a chance make me a nice basket or sumthin'.

I wish for the 3 clowns riding small unicycles whilst blowing up balloon animals to haunt Poje's dreams

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
It turns out that Pojes dreams are everyone else's reality and everyone becomes so mad at you that they force you to be the fourth clown for the rest of your life.





I wish I owned a ferret farm.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You are now the pround owner of a giant evil mutant ferrit farm. Good luck.

I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


CPlater1SILVER Member
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
You get given the Playboy Mansion in a massive competition, however you just get the building in a ruined state.

I wish I could have uncorruptable wishes!

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


ACTSILVER Member
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
But you cant..... so even this wish blows up in your face....

I wish I wasnt gone for so long.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you wher gone for much longer than you think.

I wish for a purple elephant.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


ACTSILVER Member
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
You get a purple elephant that smells like grapes but puts you in its mouth every chance it gets.

I wish I could write the ultimate zombie movie.

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you do, so ultimate that it becomes reality and your brain gets eaten.

i wish for a superman smiley.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


CPlater1SILVER Member
28 posts
Location: Bristol, Penrith for uni, England (UK)


Posted:
you get a superman smiley but it flies off and gets shot by kryptonite.

I wish I had some ultimate poi!

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get some ultimate Poi and you hit yourself in the head with them and forget how to spin.

I wish for a bottle of Sprite.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You get sprite, but its poisoned and you get sick for three months.

I wish I could live with my beloved sister!!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Hanz 1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
wish granted... too bad it's the sister you never knew you had and she's absolutely eeeevil and you turn into a cinderella story.. without the good part.

I wish i wasnt sick anymore

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
An Aussle slang misunderstanding makes you not 'sick' in the good way, so, while you're still not very well, you're no longer cool, and no-one likes you.

I wish my housemate wasn't a rabid animal rights activist..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
all animals die .. now your flatmate is a manic depressive

i wish i could sit in full lotus

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You shrink small enough to sit inside a full lotus

I wish I held a wold record.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
a 12" single appears in your hand by a band called The Wold (although you probably wanted a world record so corrupted your own wish )

i wish just one of my wishes would come true

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
Your wish does come true but it has been corrupted, so quite frankly the results suck.


I wish I had thumbs on my feet.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you wake up bent double with your thumbs grafted to your feet

i wish i had more space ?

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You have more space.. So much space you get lost and starve.

I wish I could go somewhere

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you go somewhere but can't find your way home , and starve

i wish WiccanChica wasn't so bad

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
I'm not so bad, but I turn into a total goody goody two-shoes and annoy everyone.

I wish bodhisattva didn't pick on me. grin laugh3 tongue2

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
too bad coz to corrupt this wish i have to pick on you even more *evil laugh * smirk laugh3 nana

i wish everything was back to normal

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


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