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Posted:
Hi people
post your most embarrasin moments.
OR a friends (to get bach at them!!) its good to share them 2 hav a good laff.
Hi people
post your most embarrasin moments.
OR a friends (to get bach at them!!) its good to share them 2 hav a good laff.
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Posted:
wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too many to list and none of them are PG
wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too many to list and none of them are PG
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Posted:
I thought it was pretty embarrassing that time I didn't use the search function
I thought it was pretty embarrassing that time I didn't use the search function
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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Posted:
OK here it goes... (this one is really embarassing i still hardly can believe that happened to me)
When i was 11 years old i was in a chessclub and we had a clubcompetition every year, one game every week...
One evening I was playing such a game and it was beeing a very close and exciting game. I had to to the toilet but held it up pretty long, then decided to go when i did my move but since then everytime i did a move my opponent responded with one right after it because i was thinking pretty long about every move and therefor he had time too.
So yea you probably already guessed what happened... After a while i really waited too long, said I had to go to the toilet and when i was standing up I wet myself a littlebit, when i got to the toilet i saw you could see a small wet spot on my pants. Called my mom to come pick me up. We finished the game the next week, my opponent didn't ask anything about it so I guess he knew what happened or else he assumed i became sick.
I still lost the game
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Hope this one clears the way for stories people thought were too embarrassing 
OK here it goes... (this one is really embarassing i still hardly can believe that happened to me)
When i was 11 years old i was in a chessclub and we had a clubcompetition every year, one game every week...
One evening I was playing such a game and it was beeing a very close and exciting game. I had to to the toilet but held it up pretty long, then decided to go when i did my move but since then everytime i did a move my opponent responded with one right after it because i was thinking pretty long about every move and therefor he had time too.
So yea you probably already guessed what happened... After a while i really waited too long, said I had to go to the toilet and when i was standing up I wet myself a littlebit, when i got to the toilet i saw you could see a small wet spot on my pants. Called my mom to come pick me up. We finished the game the next week, my opponent didn't ask anything about it so I guess he knew what happened or else he assumed i became sick.
I still lost the game
.Hope this one clears the way for stories people thought were too embarrassing
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
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Location: Broomfield, Colorado
Posted:
One of my classics starts with a very famous first line...
This one time...at band camp, we were working on the opening to the third segment of our show Aerodynamics. Our guard coach instructed us all to write our own dance passes at one point and since I didn't have very far to travel, this opened me up for some fun in-place work. Being the flexable dancer girl I am, I decided to do a move I knew how to do anyway...the world-famous Michael Jackson style jump split. So I did the jump and went to slide into the right American split as usual...when my hip caught at about a foot off the ground. I immediately twisted and landed in a complete spread-eagle face down in the grass in front of all my friends...it was sooooo funny!
And it should be noted that when I am in my car, I am constantly dancing and singing along to whatever I have playing. Actually, I'm constantly singing and dancing anyway. It just kinda happens.
One of my classics starts with a very famous first line...
This one time...at band camp, we were working on the opening to the third segment of our show Aerodynamics. Our guard coach instructed us all to write our own dance passes at one point and since I didn't have very far to travel, this opened me up for some fun in-place work. Being the flexable dancer girl I am, I decided to do a move I knew how to do anyway...the world-famous Michael Jackson style jump split. So I did the jump and went to slide into the right American split as usual...when my hip caught at about a foot off the ground. I immediately twisted and landed in a complete spread-eagle face down in the grass in front of all my friends...it was sooooo funny!
And it should be noted that when I am in my car, I am constantly dancing and singing along to whatever I have playing. Actually, I'm constantly singing and dancing anyway. It just kinda happens.
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1 + 1 = 3
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Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
I often get Bach at my friends.
I sometimes get a little Beethoven with them, too...
Written by: poigirl221
OR a friends (to get bach at them!!)
I often get Bach at my friends.
I sometimes get a little Beethoven with them, too...
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Posted:
Not doing a search... that's always pretty embarrassing...
*ZING*!
Not doing a search... that's always pretty embarrassing...
*ZING*!
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Posted:
Oh-wow, there are loads of things I could tell you. Maybe for a beginning my beginning of this year:
I was in Finland visiting a friend of mine and on December 31 in the afternoon we went for a walk and were catching up on what had happened since we last met. I complained about my miserable/non-existing love-life and she told me that this was no problem as we were going to a new-year's-eve-party of a friend of hers, who happened to be a spiritual love-advisor.
When we came to the party in the evening and I entered the room everybody turned around to have a look at me, as they didn't know me. My friend then took it upon her to introduced me with the words: "This is Kathrin. She has got sexual problems. You can discuss this now."
Oh-wow, there are loads of things I could tell you. Maybe for a beginning my beginning of this year:
I was in Finland visiting a friend of mine and on December 31 in the afternoon we went for a walk and were catching up on what had happened since we last met. I complained about my miserable/non-existing love-life and she told me that this was no problem as we were going to a new-year's-eve-party of a friend of hers, who happened to be a spiritual love-advisor.
When we came to the party in the evening and I entered the room everybody turned around to have a look at me, as they didn't know me. My friend then took it upon her to introduced me with the words: "This is Kathrin. She has got sexual problems. You can discuss this now."
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Posted:
Great way to introduce someone 
Written by: Aurinko
Oh-wow, there are loads of things I could tell you. Maybe for a beginning my beginning of this year:
I was in Finland visiting a friend of mine and on December 31 in the afternoon we went for a walk and were catching up on what had happened since we last met. I complained about my miserable/non-existing love-life and she told me that this was no problem as we were going to a new-year's-eve-party of a friend of hers, who happened to be a spiritual love-advisor.
When we came to the party in the evening and I entered the room everybody turned around to have a look at me, as they didn't know me. My friend then took it upon her to introduced me with the words: "This is Kathrin. She has got sexual problems. You can discuss this now."
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Posted:
These r mint!!! mine is wen i was supposed to be meeting my boy friend in his tent in a campsite and i went into the tent wich i thought was his and went into the toilet and an old man was doing a pea!!!
These r mint!!! mine is wen i was supposed to be meeting my boy friend in his tent in a campsite and i went into the tent wich i thought was his and went into the toilet and an old man was doing a pea!!!
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Posted:
I don't know what I find more disturbing: that you mistook a toilet for a tent or that you saw an old man having his way with a pod-dwelling vegetable.
Written by: poigirl221
mine is wen i was supposed to be meeting my boy friend in his tent in a campsite and i went into the tent wich i thought was his and went into the toilet and an old man was doing a pea!!!
I don't know what I find more disturbing: that you mistook a toilet for a tent or that you saw an old man having his way with a pod-dwelling vegetable.
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Posted:
That time I started typing Lyk dIs 4 EvryTin. Mah frends madE fuN ouTTa me AlL dai!
Or that time I made a thread that showed just how poor my spelling/typing is...
That time I started typing Lyk dIs 4 EvryTin. Mah frends madE fuN ouTTa me AlL dai!
Or that time I made a thread that showed just how poor my spelling/typing is...
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Posted:
^^^
LiekXOMGXIXdn'tXknoXuXrXaX13XyrXoldXmyspazzX
adkt!
Not that I should be talking...I've been having acrylic-nail-induced spelling issues of late, not to mention my MySpace name contains an X...but not in the way you think. It's "Aichexsie" which is the phonetic spelling of HXC, which you may know stands for "Hard Core."
^^^
LiekXOMGXIXdn'tXknoXuXrXaX13XyrXoldXmyspazzX
adkt!
Not that I should be talking...I've been having acrylic-nail-induced spelling issues of late, not to mention my MySpace name contains an X...but not in the way you think. It's "Aichexsie" which is the phonetic spelling of HXC, which you may know stands for "Hard Core."
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Posted:
i like that, very orginal
Written by: Fireina
It's "Aichexsie" which is the phonetic spelling of HXC, which you may know stands for "Hard Core."
i like that, very orginal
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Posted:
And here I was thinking "Aichexsie" was an anagram for "Sexie Chai"
Written by: Fireina
It's "Aichexsie" which is the phonetic spelling of HXC, which you may know stands for "Hard Core."
And here I was thinking "Aichexsie" was an anagram for "Sexie Chai"
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Posted:
i never said that....LIAR!!
i never said that....LIAR!!
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Posted:
erm when i nearly gave birth in the elevator trying to get to 2nd floor where maternity was just 2 weeks ago
poor woman that was in there was in a panick
erm when i nearly gave birth in the elevator trying to get to 2nd floor where maternity was just 2 weeks ago
poor woman that was in there was in a panick
enticed, entrapped, entombed.
intoxicated, impaled, ingested.
bewitched, beaten, broken.
enter the love realm...
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Posted:
when i was about 10 i walked all the way to school with my skirt tucked into my knickers at the back its taken a further 9 years to come to terms with it heeheehee 
when i was about 10 i walked all the way to school with my skirt tucked into my knickers at the back
its taken a further 9 years to come to terms with it heeheehee if i could be a busy busy bee...
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Posted:
yeah that would be the most embarrasing moment of my life as well.
Written by: clarence_quack
That time I started typing Lyk dIs 4 EvryTin. Mah frends madE fuN ouTTa me AlL dai!
Or that time I made a thread that showed just how poor my spelling/typing is...
yeah that would be the most embarrasing moment of my life as well.
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i was sitting through a test at school and i tried to hold on for too long needing to pee. when i wanted to go the teacher said no. being young at the time they had some influence over me still. by the time the teacher allowed me to go to the bathroom i was 90% through the test and it didn't feel like i needed to go. shock horror my bladder couldn't take it anymore and it emptied its contents in the middle of the class room. i was nine. don't know how long it took to die down or how i did in the test
i was sitting through a test at school and i tried to hold on for too long needing to pee. when i wanted to go the teacher said no. being young at the time they had some influence over me still. by the time the teacher allowed me to go to the bathroom i was 90% through the test and it didn't feel like i needed to go. shock horror my bladder couldn't take it anymore and it emptied its contents in the middle of the class room. i was nine. don't know how long it took to die down or how i did in the test
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Posted:
haha whoops. amazing what happens when a [ /quote ] goes astray!
Written by: poje
i never said that....LIAR!!
haha whoops. amazing what happens when a [ /quote ] goes astray!
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