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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:but there are only three pieces of cake left, and after that the choice is only '...or death'

yours

the izzardians


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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:FREE ANTIDOTE HERE

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Posted:Antidote to cake - not death.

I lost my monkey too


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:i just noticed - shouldn't this have been moved to the 'either/or' thread before it really got going...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!

theres you are FNF..more free parnsips for giraffes.

and suddenly a rather small penguin waddled past playing an xbox which was formerly in another life a tubular bandage.

underneath the magical carrot tree was a peice of paper that had a sign. the sign read.. "GSOH, wltm swf 80+ n/s ". he had found himself a badger and was using it to clean his nether reigons


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Shereezals


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Location: Southampton

Total posts: 12
Posted:missfrog, i like your monkey butt! (in a non-lesbianic sense of course!)

Shereezals.x.


***cheese is milk's leap towards immortality***

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sea gypsy
BRONZE Member since May 2003

member
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 51
Posted:what kind of cake
what kind of death


...never just an ordinary girl.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:I think it may be the dead kind..




I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Lavendergrrrl


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Location: Sacramento California

Total posts: 25
Posted:quick speedy painless death?
slow painful gruesome death?

Im game.... you know if there isnt any cake left.


I'm the girl next door to the girl next door

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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:a dead kind of cake?
eh


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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK

Total posts: 3009
Posted:crumbs!

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.Morph.
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

.Morph.

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Location: Lancashire, UK

Total posts: 669
Posted:Ah, there's always a third hidden option, crumbs....
is that crumbs of death or cake, & poisoned or unpoisoned?

I'll have jam on toast plse.


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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Total posts: 4991
Posted:death huh!
you all chose the death, i chose to lick the plate, thats better than eating those measly crumbs if theres no cake.


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:no jam on toast. and the plate is made of arsenic.

R


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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

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Total posts: 4991
Posted:but that dont work mr blue! it should have been posted befor that the plate was made of arsnic, and you cant goback and edit a previous post either.

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:you should have checked mr pk.

the plate was always arsenic and you just had to jump in(and the knife is nasty too...)


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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Posted:what happens if I choose not to come to your tea party? Does that mean I escape death and cake and arsenic plates? Or is there another danger awaiting me?........

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Nice thread. I particularly like the bit when Jon really didn't understand what was going on. And the bit when Coleman wanted to move this thread into another thread like the the insane somebody he truly is.


I must state for the record that, very soon, my sange will be dans le chambre.

And that this thread is in no way like the either/or thread as it it prefers to be a poor take off of an Eddie Izzard sketch.

Ok back to your seats...


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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SaBBaS


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Location: Madrid, Spain

Total posts: 215
Posted:je suis le president de burundi

Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

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bluecat


bluecat

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Location: everywhere

Total posts: 5300
Posted:et le chat est sur la table.




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Kittytheravequeen


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Location: down the bottom of the garden,...

Total posts: 285
Posted:bluecat can i have the vegeterian option please?

and by the way what have u been reading? the gospel accourding to st.bastard? ciao!


i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear

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dwuanos


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Location: Freo

Total posts: 79
Posted:Let them eat cake so she said
Let them die when their feed
Is there any point to this thread,
or are we all just better off dead?


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Total posts: 15414
Posted:ou est mon petit voiture?

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Nathdaninja


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Location: Manchester, England

Total posts: 271
Posted:le petit poisson son don la pubelle
That's about as much French as your getting out of me!
Is there any chance of some non poisonous cheese and biscuits?


boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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