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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:but there are only three pieces of cake left, and after that the choice is only '...or death'

yours

the izzardians


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Posted:cake please


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This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:one down.

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Glåss
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Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:erm Cake?

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:one left... then its death i'm afraid.

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Nathdaninja


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Location: Manchester, England

Total posts: 271
Posted:Cake me baby

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:you're caked


but its death for the rest of you

(one bit of chicken but i wouldn't recommend it its been out for days)

(free range tho.....)


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coleman
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coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:can i have the chicken instead anyway please?

salmonella still comes just above death in my book


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Chorin
BRONZE Member since Jul 2002

member
Location: Dorking, Surrey

Total posts: 217
Posted:is there any cake left?

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!

Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre)


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Location: San Diego, California, USA

Total posts: 1325
Posted:I think bluecat is trying to make his own swing on the either/or thread to beat pk...

anyway, I'll take some chicken

hmm
Kinudin


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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:


coleman got the chicken tho.


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Posted:Ive had cake, but can I get a little death too?

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:perhaps a rat in a robe with a scythe will suffice?

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Posted:wrong litterary connection, sorry try again.

Clue: think dirty

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:don't you get your stiff out in here as well.
or there'll be trouble.



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sunbeam
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sunbeam

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Location: Madrid

Total posts: 1032
Posted:um excuse me I'd just like to point out that there's ladies present

I don't know where.. I just heard a rumour..

It might not even be true.



"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

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Prometheus


Prometheus

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Location: Richmond, Virginia

Total posts: 459
Posted:I'd have chosen cake, but I was busy trying to get the monkey off the branch...

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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sunbeam
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sunbeam

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Location: Madrid

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Posted:ps. cake for me too please if there's enough but unless there's a magician or some extra cake that someone's not telling us about then I think I missed out didn't I.

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

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bluecat


bluecat

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Posted:i lost mine talking to some french guy.

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Posted:the monkey that is. not the extra cake.

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Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:some has been watching way to much Eddie Izzard...


OH SHIT! did i leave the oven on?


NAH! IM A FUKIN SQUIRREL!!!!!


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

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Nathdaninja


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Location: Manchester, England

Total posts: 271
Posted:mmm, my cake tasted slightly like death to me. I've been conned!

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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bluecat


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Posted:Ha!
the poisoned cake worked.

antidotes are 378 per syringeful(can be bought from blufeline enterprises). 5 syringes guarantees life


the poison kicks in after approx 1hour, death occurs 4 hours later.

and i have spare! unpoisoned! nice! cake. 3 pieces. any takers?




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coleman
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coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:i'll pass on the cake cheers (looks like it's got spooooores to me).

but i'll take some more moody chicken if you have any?


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Nathdaninja


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Location: Manchester, England

Total posts: 271
Posted:I actaully had to leave work about hour ago cos I was feeling dodge! Grrrr! You've lost me money and sold me death disguised as ca...crrr...kkkkaadfsll<falls off chair dead>

boing...boing...When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive.Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.

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Glåss
PLATINUM Member since Nov 2001

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:I haven't eaten mine yet, I can share it with all, if you don't want death

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:um...

im lost..

there seem sto be no actuall structure to this thread...and to get me confused/ worried takes some doing..


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Noona
BRONZE Member since Jan 2002

Noona

Cake lover
Location: Button Moon

Total posts: 258
Posted:ooOooH! I am the cake connoisseur of the universe. I'm very good at cake

What sort of cake is it anyway bluecat?

Please can I eat the three unpoisoned nice pieces?


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MiSsFrOg


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Location: Oceanside, CA USA

Total posts: 187
Posted:
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Who is lost raise your hand



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Monkey butt!


Its not easy being green....

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crazy_french


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Location: France

Total posts: 60
Posted:

la tite fan de k's choiceI close my eyes and I try to see a piece of paradise in me....

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Prometheus


Prometheus

Diamond In The Rough
Location: Richmond, Virginia

Total posts: 459
Posted:Official Cake Connesuer of the Universe?
Hmmm...


Do you have a flag?

I thought not. No flag, no universe, you can't have one!


Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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