"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Written by: georgemc
Oh yeah! That'll do it every time!! (embarrassing I mean)
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
Written by: monserat
I used to work for the Gadget Shop and whenever we sold anything that was vaguely fragile we had to take it out of the box and show it to the customer to make sure it wasn't broken, put it back in the box and tape it closed again. To this end we kept large rolls of sticky tape by the tills. This one particular day I was serving a lady who was buying a fibre optic flower lamp so I fetched one from the stock room, opened the box, showed it to her, boxed it back up, taped it shut and as was my habit slipped the roll of tape over my wrist while I put it through the till. After she left I turned to one of my colleagues behind me and took the roll of tape from my wrist up to my face so I could look through it with one eye whilst closing the other and very loudly said "Aye Aye!" as I thought it would be amusing. Noticing there was a new customer standing at the counter I turned, still squinting through the roll of tape, to come face to face with a man wearing an eye-patch.
I spent the next 15 minutes hiding in the stock room.
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
Written by: monserat'
I used to work for the Gadget Shop and whenever we sold anything that was vaguely fragile we had to take it out of the box and show it to the customer to make sure it wasn't broken, put it back in the box and tape it closed again. To this end we kept large rolls of sticky tape by the tills. This one particular day I was serving a lady who was buying a fibre optic flower lamp so I fetched one from the stock room, opened the box, showed it to her, boxed it back up, taped it shut and as was my habit slipped the roll of tape over my wrist while I put it through the till. After she left I turned to one of my colleagues behind me and took the roll of tape from my wrist up to my face so I could look through it with one eye whilst closing the other and very loudly said "Aye Aye!" as I thought it would be amusing. Noticing there was a new customer standing at the counter I turned, still squinting through the roll of tape, to come face to face with a man wearing an eye-patch.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
Written by: monserat
.... That was good for another quarter of an hour in the stock room.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Written by: Wild Child
But clearly they'd been gossiping cos my boss (the MD!) said "I'm curious, where do the staples go" Grrr!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Written by: Doc LightningWritten by: Wild Child
But clearly they'd been gossiping cos my boss (the MD!) said "I'm curious, where do the staples go" Grrr!
Ok. Someone explain? I don't get it.
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
Idolized by Aurinoko
Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
Bob Dylan