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EndOn9BRONZE Member
18 posts
Location: England (UK)


Posted:
Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own! biggrin

A few to kick us off:

"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"

Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge


"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"

MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy

"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"

Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy


"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"

Donna Summer - MacArthur Park

genius!!! ubblol biggrin

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E_V_I_L 346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
Chooooooon!

Love that song ... lol ..... and I know all the lyrics and even did it at a Kareoke once..... least said about that the better .... biggrin

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


The Tea FairySILVER Member
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
biggrin Again, they're not bad lyrics... they're pretty clever lyrics really...

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


E_V_I_L 346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
And oddly ... accurate. Not that I'd know of course.

Just ... guessing ... *Walks away whistling*

angel

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
can anyone remember all the contravercy that this one song caused???

The Tea FairySILVER Member
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
Yep, but I was very young... *looks up on the web to find out how young*...

... eek I was 10 years old!! But still remember bouncing around the living room to it with my older sister! biggrin

For anyone who doesn't know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebeneezer_Goode

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Well once we were on a really long bus trip (12 hours) and we started singing "The wheels on the bus". We added our own verses after that, I think we had like 27 or something, including "The TV on the bus goes 'GHGHGHGHG!'" (thats supposed to be static sound coz the TV was broken) But yeh. It was a very long bus trip. And we were bored. redface

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Lost83spyBRONZE Member
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Its scarey, but I actually have that song (Ebeneezer Goode) somewhere on my pc. I remember it so well. I think it was by a band called the Shamen?

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

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alien_oddity 7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: JonnyRok



Well once we were on a really long bus trip (12 hours) and we started singing "The wheels on the bus". We added our own verses after that, I think we had like 27 or something, including "The TV on the bus goes 'GHGHGHGHG!'" (thats supposed to be static sound coz the TV was broken) But yeh. It was a very long bus trip. And we were bored. redface







i would have stabbed you in the throat after the 12th new verse was added ubblol















with a spoon biggrin

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