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wyndsurfrnewbie
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
What exactly does it take, or is it something that i need to write in??? maybe i deserve a good cussing for asking a silly question, but perhaps i could get an answer mixed in with the said cussing???

Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
you're no longer a n00b:

a) if you buy a life supply of kevlar, firestaff and/or poi from the HoP store
b) if you can link to at least 10 professional shows you participated in
c) if you personally clean out the garbage bins of at least 5 "longtimers" in your state

or simply if you edit your personal information, found in "my home"... wink

Excuse, but I'm in a ubbloco mood today - too many micro cubicles running through my head...

However: Wholeheartedly welcome here on HoP - don't forget your intro-thread... and hug excuse me once more smile

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
and now for the correct answer............................:p

once you make 100 posts you can change your "newbie" title when you edit your profile in your personal information wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
ooops redface forgot that part (obviously cubicled)

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
you're no longer a n00b when you know everyone on HoP's real name, date of birth, mother's maiden name and favourite colour. And also their nuttella/marmite preferences tongue

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
all 42886 of them? wink

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
You're no longer a n00b when you learn to do a search, and you stop annoying Cantus. wink

MAking a hundred posts also counts apparently. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
No matter what the title says under your name you are no longer a newbie after 20 HoPpers have hug you.... Thats one!

welcome to HoP wyndsurfr

hug <---- that doesn't count as 2 because it's from the same HoPper biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
hug

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


You're no longer a n00b when you stop annoying Cantus. wink






eek eek eek eek I will forever be a n00b!! eek eek ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


wyndsurfrnewbie
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
i believe i have a new purpose then!!! annoying whoever cantus is!!!! hahaha shall i post a hundred threads that make no sense??? would that be annoying enough???, no no no wait... i'll post a hundred threads asking things about my computer and how it works!!!! that should do it wink

Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


You're no longer a n00b when you ... stop annoying Cantus. wink




That makes some apparent "old-schoolers" pretty damn new then, ey? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
aye lol

and maybe you are no longer a n00b when you meet fellow hoppers accidentally at varying festivals etc etc

(hoppers are easily found bounding off in the direction of flashy lights)

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
recognising Hoppers by sight is a good one, I still see avatars when I look at peoples faces

hug (is that 2 wink )

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
That means i'm still a newbie!!

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Am I a newbie?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Of Course you're still a newbie Doc. You just need breaking in gently... hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
umm


Non-Https Image Link

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Firetrampold hand
896 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
hug and three.

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
this means i am a Newbie as i have had less then 100 hugs and know hardly any hopers other then those at the welsh english meet

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Little_Miss_Nebula




(hoppers are easily found bounding off in the direction of flashy lights)



We also like to gather around traffic lights like flys round [censored].

Personally I think you are a n00b!1110_o!12 until you have developed your jedi senses for avoiding hitting yourself in the knackers.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


wyndsurfrnewbie
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
Well i don't know about the knackers (whatever the hell that is), but i whack myself in the head quite often!!!!

Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
your knackers are your nuts biggrin

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have knickers, not knackers smile

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Avoid knocking the knackers? Well and what's the female equivalent then?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: FireTom


Avoid knocking the knackers? Well and what's the female equivalent then?




ubblol KNOCKERS ubblol biggrin

wyndsurfrnewbie
18 posts
Location: Brasstown, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
Good one!!! wink

Dude... my butt's on fire again... bummer...


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