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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Find your new name!!!!!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = pinky
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = crusty
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = fanny f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = girdle l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = butt t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


Lots of love Buttercup Banana-head

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13919
Posted:Nahce to meet y'all. Mah nayme is Flunky Cootiebutt.

Lahfe is layke a bawx of chawclates...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura


PK_
PK_

Lambretta Fanatic

Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:cheeseball gerbil
thanks


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Pk - you should have a double barreled last name...

so you'd be Cheeseball Gerbil-'summat'


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


BamBam
BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1810
Posted:Snotty Gizzardtush

Errr thanks for that Buttercup

B


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


tadpole
enthusiast
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe
Member Since: 19th Nov 2002
Total posts: 200
Posted:I always knew my parents got it wrong.

From now on, let the world know me by my true name.

Poopsie Liverbrain.



Don't worry, be happy...


Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5687
Posted:Hmmm, not amused:

"Dorkey Chicken-Mouth"


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Dorky CHICKEN MOUTH!!! lol @ Durbs!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Evil Biscuit
member
Location: here
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 59
Posted:Zippy Rhinopants

hee hee


There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring


sunbeam
sunbeam

old hand
Location: Madrid
Member Since: 20th Nov 2001
Total posts: 1032
Posted:Just call me

Poopsie Cootiechunks

Uh oh.

Hang on are we using real names or HoP names?

If it's HoP names my name's:
Zippy Fannytushie

Oh no that's worse!



"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


Trippie Hippie
Trippie Hippie

old hand
Location: Bewildered state of nothingnes...
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 733
Posted:Crusty Bubble Tush
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
N.E.W.B. Agent #012
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link



Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.


Trippie Hippie
Trippie Hippie

old hand
Location: Bewildered state of nothingnes...
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 733
Posted:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The Scientist is to be known as *wait for it* Crusty Fanny Nose
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy

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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
N.E.W.B. Agent #012
"I Got Soul"
Non-Https Image Link



Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child

Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.

"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".

Because dressing up is fun.


Helz Bellz
lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!
Member Since: 21st Aug 2002
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Boobie Cootie-brain

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


PK_
PK_

Lambretta Fanatic

Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:atempt two, this time my eyes work...

"cheeseball gerbil girdle"

^^thats just darn right stupid.

Miss can i just be PK please?


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


Tambo
member
Location: Exeter
Member Since: 12th Nov 2002
Total posts: 97
Posted:Hello Everyone! I am Crusty Chickengirdle!!!




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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Would a fat cheeseball gerbil use a girdle to define her curves??

PK - you be whoever you want to be me love..


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Paddy
back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2002
Total posts: 884
Posted:I'm Tulefel Hamsterhead.

Erm...what exactly is Tulefel?



TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:I now have the dubiously sounding name Loopy Fannybiscuits

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


MrConfused
MrConfused

addict
Location: I wish I knew
Member Since: 12th Jan 2002
Total posts: 529
Posted:I'm the obscene sounding Crusty Fannytush!

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.


Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I'm chim-chim gizzard sniffer



Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SaBBaS
enthusiast
Location: Madrid, Spain
Member Since: 4th Jan 2002
Total posts: 215
Posted:i'm also known as snotty liverface

but i don't like liver!!


Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda


Jo
Jo

member
Location: Sheffield, England
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 517
Posted:<Ahem...>

Snotty Fannybuns at your service.


Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


DJ Dantana
veteran
Location: Stillwater, Ok. USA
Member Since: 15th Aug 2001
Total posts: 1495
Posted:Zippy Gorillatush at yours.

we eat and we drink and we smoke and we try!


PK_
PK_

Lambretta Fanatic

Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Jo:
<Ahem...>

Snotty Fannybuns at your service. thats suits you Mr Derry


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


jemima (jem)
jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2002
Total posts: 1750
Posted:crusty fanny nose how rude in fact that is vile

hi im crusty bubble head nice to meet you crusty snotty poopsie peeps

tee hee hee


Never assume
Always Acknowledge


NickC
Monkey Wrangler
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Member Since: 28th Aug 2002
Total posts: 183
Posted:Buttercup Bubblegirdle


flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:loopy gigglehead here.

*giggles maniacally*


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PK_
PK_

Lambretta Fanatic

Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:i want your meds flash, your onit tonight gurl

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.


Astar
member
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.
Member Since: 8th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1591
Posted:Boobie liverhead.

Since I infact have 4 names I decided to expand it.

Boobie buns gerbil liverhead.

I didn't pick names deliberatly for my middle names I just picked random numbers and then looked up what letter those equaled.



sarah...
member
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Austra...
Member Since: 11th Apr 2002
Total posts: 339
Posted:hi, my names
LOOPY RHINOTUSH
what does that imply eh?? luckily im not too easily insulted!!


Fire... A bushmans telly


shads
member
Location: WA
Member Since: 30th Dec 2002
Total posts: 36
Posted:Well I'm....

Boobie BubbleSniffer

*giggles*



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