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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted:I just read a thread about post whoring and average posts per day and what not, and just wondered who (of the current members) had posted the most ever.
so simply, here are (if i did it right) the top 10:

Total posts
Cantus User 14442
UmbiliciformCraterOnFace User 12804
Doc Lightning User 10513
Fine_Rabid_Dog User 9272
pounce User 8830
NYC User 8005
Skulduggery User 7127
Dunc User 6869
coleman User 6491
linden rathen User 6393


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:*Groan*

Again?


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:what would be more interesting is an indication of '# posts per day'.



i.e. total posts divided by number of days since the member joined hop



cos we can see current total post count just by clicking this smile





cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted:hey, go easy on the new (ish) guy!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Oh, go and do a search newbie. wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:hey, to be fair it's not his fault, he's from devon, they're all inbred and stupid down there


...hey, i'm not actually FROM there


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted:ubblol moving TO devon is even worse!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:someone did do a big list with posts per day on it...

I think they even updated it once or twice.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:This was deeply unfunny when Mint sauce did it too....



la la la la la tum te tum tum tum...

EDITED_BY: Cantus (1151943227)


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted: Written by: Cantus


You're not even slightly new. I met you last year. When you denied all possibilty of you having ever existed before (after I said that i thought I'd met you before somewhere and you were adamant that, as you'd not been to a HoP meet before then, that was obviously impossible).



Uhhh, muddled identity i think! i havent even been spinning a year! and Bigbury (last month) was the first time i met any HoPpers!


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:bitchy mc bitch bitch

lol this conversation's funny


I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:don't worry sketch - cantus does that all the time.

in fact, i reckon mistaking hoppers for other hoppers is just a sly tactic to help further increase that overinflated post count of his.

see it'll probably be another two posts now cos he'll have to come back and try and work out who it was he met last year and if that person's name was sketch too and so on it goes... wink


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Cantus.. dja mean Skreech?

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:I don';t know what anyone is talking about...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted: Written by: M-O-M


bitchy mc bitch bitch

lol this conversation's funny



smile well this thread wasnt COMPLETELY useless then....

any way, someone donate me some posts, im bored of being a "member"....... ubbrollsmile


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Who are you? confused

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted:sneaky cantus..... smile

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:wave
Hello sneaky Cantus!


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted: Written by: sketch


someone donate me some posts, im bored of being a "member"....... ubbrollsmile




ubblol haha you said "member" ubblol biggrin


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I mean, I've been around since May, 2001. I think I'm entitled to over 10000 posts. FRD, on the other hand, has barely been around 18-months.

Therefore, he is a post-whore.

And I am a...legend. wink (inside joke)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:ditto


(except the legend part. Im more of a myth)


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted: Written by: Doc Lightning


FRD, on the other hand, has barely been around 18-months.

Therefore, he is a post-whore.




I dunno who this FRD chap is, but I'm sure he's handsome, and charming... and almost certainly entitled to his 10000 posts just down to his excellent good looks.

Or something.

Tra lalala la...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:FRD isnt entitled to his 10000 posts, and thats why he DOESNT EVEN HAVE 10000 posts, although i'm sure he'll have it by the end of the month, naughty little whore that he is! tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted: Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace


wave
Hello sneaky Cantus!



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol rolleyes Jon, you're great!!! ubblol hug biggrin


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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sketch
GOLD Member since May 2006

sketch

Empirically random...
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom

Total posts: 431
Posted: Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace


Who are you? confused



ubblol how the hell do i answer that???

Hi im Sketch..... im an alcoholic..... smile


"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:how many posts you type doesn't matter - its what's in them that counts.

on that basis, i reckon overall my posts have had a 16% usefulness percentage smile


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Cole, I think you're underestimating yourself. Both you and Jonny Cof only post if:
a) it's useful, or
b) it's funny. sometimes Both! biggrin
i'd say both you and joncof have a 98.2% useful/entertainment value percentage.
me on the other hand, 5% biggrin


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Naaaah Jo, you're in the entertainment category too. I laugh myself silly sometimes.

Ho hum

smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:aww shucks!!! redface biggrin rolleyes

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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