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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.

i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?


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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556
Posted:A few years ago, there was a japanese guy who was marketing pills to make excrement and farts smell good...

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i farted just then. does that count?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:All farts count...

If they make it to 8 then you're on to a winner...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Triptoe


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Location: Europe

Total posts: 71
Posted:And do you know, that every fellow has his own smell of a fart, so mostly you know from who it was....

-I love goats and cheesecake-

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:dang! so much for getting away with silent deadlies then!

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Triptoe


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Location: Europe

Total posts: 71
Posted:do you know, that you can make false farts? like, if you put your ass in the air you can suck the air into it and then fart it out. it sounds pretty disgusting, but it was really funny. some friend of mine showed it once...-at a party..we were all drunk...nothing else to do...don't say anything XD

-I love goats and cheesecake-

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misscorinthian
SILVER Member since Sep 2005

misscorinthian

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 784
Posted:This thread is shameless!

One of my darling daughters was at the stage of just being able to string words together- she stopped toddling, stuck her ass out, let rip and then turned to me and said "yeah, smell dat?". Lovely.


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts



**************POOOT******************

ubblol


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Triptoe... sounds interesting, but I can't think of how to actually do it.
Maybe that is how an old friend of my sisters used to fart on command... although they were usually fairly long


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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:*bump* or should i say *pump*

whats happened to my lovely thread? it was doing so well!

time to try and ressurrect it methinks

erm....has anybody tried lighting farts before?

thats fun! we did actually manage to get a video of one of my friends doing it once, i'll try and get hold of it.


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:can't say I have... and to be honest... I'd rather not

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by: ravehead


god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts




This phenomenon is known as "Delhi Butt." It's when you eat too much spicy food (as you might find in Delhi) and the spice, being spice, works its way out the other end and reminds you of its existence as it exits with a nice burning sensation.

There's also "Playa Butt" which is after being at Burning Man for a couple of days when the playa dust (which is rather alkaline) starts to work its way through. Playa Butt usually lasts 3-4 days after leaving the playa, too...


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:I'm guessing both are referring to the burning sensation that comes with some farts? (not the most comfortable of farts)

Does anyone else freak out when they do the wet sound farts, freak out run to the nearest bathroom but everything is fine? (or am I odd)


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Hanz, it's more associated with...um...

stooling,.


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:ok, ok... so they burn worse...

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i cant beleive this thread got to 4 pages! yay for me. free beer and cheesecake (i've kinda noticed that everyone seems to like cheesecake) if we get to five pages! ravehead, none of your special cheesecake though!

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:special cheesecake?

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the_mods_stole_my_name
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the_mods_stole_my_name

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Location: Maghull, Liverpool

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Posted:yeah, ravehead likes to add mind altering substances to his cheesecake! ubbloco

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:hmm, reminds me of a mudcake 2 of my friends devoured in an hour... yeah... it has a hash mudcake

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

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Posted:anyway, that's totally off topic! unless that mudcake gave you the farts?

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Hanz


Hanz

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Posted:dunno... it wasn't me eating it, it was 2 friends.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:*bump*
hey, there must be some rank fart stories from play, there's always really bad farts happen whilst camping.
please share them with the group.


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Tabt


Tabt

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Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:i cant remember any specific farts at play. i just love those ones that come out when you are walking and it takes you about 5 paces to get the whole thing out...im sure you know the ones i mean...ubblol

although im not sure if they smell because i have usually walked away from them. next time i may try walking in circles..although thats a little gross/odd


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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i've never thought of that, walking into your own fart.
*sits with a look of half disgust, half bemusement on his face*


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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:We used to go snowboarding with a whole group of ppl and we slept with 12 guys in a room.
In the morning, we had contests on who could fart the most before we got out of bed...
We also used to smell each others farts and guessed of what they smelled....

ermmm... did I really write this?
biggrin


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:And then there are poop smells. Like I just laid some SERIOUSLY rank cables...
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I'm sure you all wanted to know. wink biggrin redface


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:I spent a week with Venturers and most of us were in one room at the snow. The guys were apparently quite rank.. a lot of them spent a lot of their time just farting.

A common trick of theirs when we were in bed was to fart in their sleeping bag and then open the zip at the bottom so it would drift out at us. Mind you we were all sleeping on the floor and our heads were at the feet of the others, far enough away for a walking path so it looked like this
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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:Can somebody please explain why farts are soooo damn funny?
like one of the guys i work with let off a huge fart and all of us have been giggling for like 20 minutes!


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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Doc, you are a graemlin king! Love the constipated graemlin.

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:That is a great emoticon, I didnt see it last time I posted

idancelikeatwatme: sometimes it's the facial expression, sometimes the sound, other times the way it was carried out (a fart in the silence of a room) but most of the time.. I have no idea!

What I dont get is though, why do people feel it necessary to carry on and freak out when someone farts? it's a normal bodily function, and if you didnt, you would end up really sick! So why do people freak out? especially when the farts dont smell?


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