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SILVER Member since Apr 2002


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414


Ones to look out for are the Ebay random feedback generator and the 24 one.

But the best one is the random triva it gives you when you enter your name:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ucof!

1. Ucof can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.

2. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up ucof!

3. The only planet that rotates on its side is ucof.

4. Ucof is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!

5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than ucof, and 400 times smaller.

6. Ucof is the world's tallest woman!

7. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by ucof.

8. The Eskimos have over fifty words for ucof.

9. The first domain name ever registered was!

10. Ucof once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!

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BRONZE Member since Jan 2005


had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Birgit.
2. Birgit has four noses.
3. The condom - originally made from Birgit - was invented in the early 1500s.
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Birgit.
5. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Birgit!
6. When provoked, Birgit will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
7. Birgit can use only about ten percent of her brain.
8. Birgit, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
9. Birgit invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
10. If you break Birgit, you will get seven years of bad luck!

Now let's see...

1, 6, 9 and 10 are quite cool.
4 tells me I should stick with poi and not try flags wink
2 and 3 are slightly worrying.
And 5... ummmmmm... this is a PG forum so I won't comment ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half




Location: L.O.N.D.O.N.

Total posts: 242
Posted:Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matt!

1. Donald Duck's middle name is Matt!
2. The only Englishman to become Matt was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Matt from 1154 to 1159!
3. The deepest part of Matt is over 35,000 feet deep.
4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Matt!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Matt!
6. Reindeer like to eat Matt.
7. The colour of Matt is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
8. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Matt.
9. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Matt.
10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Matt.

All of these are true! hehe

Man, I'm soooooo DEEP. peace




Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:I never knew all of this about somthing I love so much!

1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of farting.
2. The only Englishman to become farting was Nicholas Breakspear, who was farting from 1154 to 1159.
3. Farting can't sweat!
4. The deepest part of farting is over 35,000 feet deep!
5. Farting can be seen from space!
6. Farting once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
7. There are six towns named farting in the United States.
8. Farting can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
9. Farting can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
10. Birds do not sleep in farting, though they may rest in her from time to time.

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


Pen Draven

Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:Lol so Cool

The most dangerous form of Pen Draven is the bicycle.
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Pen Draven!
Pen Draven was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
Pen Draven is 984 feet tall!
Pen Draven will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42C.
Pen Draven can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
Pen Draven is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
Pen Draven can live for up to a week without a head!
Pen Draven was the first Tsar of Russia.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Pen Draven

Heres a site that makes me giggle
Can't remember if i already posted it here or not,, enjoy anyhow smile

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


GOLD Member since Jun 2005


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:If you happen to know what yoni means this is far far more funny

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yoni!

1. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their yoni.
2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using yoni.
3. An average beaver can cut down yoni every year.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill yoni!
5. Yoni will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42C.
6. Yoni was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
7. Scientists have discovered that yoni can smell the presence of autism in children!
8. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, yoni and compline.
9. Ostriches stick their heads in yoni not to hide but to look for water!
10. Yoni can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

In other words, it's the thumps bump


BRONZE Member since Apr 2005


Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:1. mynci cannot be deteced by infared cameras
2. In the Kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become mynci on new years day.
3. if you keep a goldfish in a dark room , it will eventually turn into mynci.
4. Mynci has only 1 weakness, the colour yellow.
5. mynci cannot drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
6. moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of mynci in a day.
7. mynci will ofen rub up agains people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
8. by tradition, a girl standing under mynci cannot refused to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
9. if you oss mynci 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more likely 4950, bcause his head weighs more thus ends up on the bottom.
10. the pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on mynci.

hmmmm ... yup....i's all true biggrin

and I know what yoni means ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.




old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Ten Top Trivia Tips about JAC!

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and JAC.
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of JAC, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as JAC would protect them from evil spirits.
4. Reindeer like to eat JAC.
5. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and JAC would be as small as a pea.
6. By tradition, a girl standing under JAC cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
7. JAC can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. South Australia was the first place to allow JAC to stand for parliament.
9. Without its lining of JAC, your stomach would digest itself.
10. JAC is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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