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Posted:
Ok, this is yet another attempt to rid the site of "Hi, I'm XXXX I'm new"-type intros.
Here's a little template for newbies to use!
Name: Omer
Location: Israel
Hometown: Ness - Ziona
DOB: 26/12/1982 , and I'm Jewish...danmit!
Age: 23
Sex: yes, thank you, oh well male.
Occupation(s): Student
Favorite Food(s): Pancakes, triple fudge choclate cakes, white albacore Tuna from Oragon (Tuna guys rules"
Favorite Color(s): "blue! no green - ohhhasdas%#$ "
Toys: Autobots, playmobill, Lego, some might say also
Poiz, Staff, Balls, Diablo, Devil Sticks, Dildos, dildos? who said that, I meant to say... Ohh well nevermind
Hobbies other than the obvious: Capoeira, Chess
Education: uni of Be'er Sheva - ISE
Favorite Book(s): "Mishu Larutz Ito" by Grossman, "Pipelines" by Etgar Keret, Dan browns' stuff, "The hicthikers guide" and so forth..
Favorite Movie(s): Monty pythons, the princess bride, the shawshank's redamption, michael colins, rent, spaceballs,
Favorite TV show(s): prison break
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) come to burning man festival every year
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: U2, 3 doors down, Krezip, Sting,
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): strawberries, Jameson (I swear we have a flavor of Jameson in my hometown)
Nutella Rules worldwide, though, just in Israel I would have to go with "HaShachar" which is another brand in Israel
Ok, this is yet another attempt to rid the site of "Hi, I'm XXXX I'm new"-type intros.
Here's a little template for newbies to use!
Name: Omer
Location: Israel
Hometown: Ness - Ziona
DOB: 26/12/1982 , and I'm Jewish...danmit!
Age: 23
Sex: yes, thank you, oh well male.
Occupation(s): Student
Favorite Food(s): Pancakes, triple fudge choclate cakes, white albacore Tuna from Oragon (Tuna guys rules"
Favorite Color(s): "blue! no green - ohhhasdas%#$ "
Toys: Autobots, playmobill, Lego, some might say also
Poiz, Staff, Balls, Diablo, Devil Sticks, Dildos, dildos? who said that, I meant to say... Ohh well nevermind
Hobbies other than the obvious: Capoeira, Chess
Education: uni of Be'er Sheva - ISE
Favorite Book(s): "Mishu Larutz Ito" by Grossman, "Pipelines" by Etgar Keret, Dan browns' stuff, "The hicthikers guide" and so forth..
Favorite Movie(s): Monty pythons, the princess bride, the shawshank's redamption, michael colins, rent, spaceballs,
Favorite TV show(s): prison break
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) come to burning man festival every year
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: U2, 3 doors down, Krezip, Sting,
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): strawberries, Jameson (I swear we have a flavor of Jameson in my hometown)
Nutella Rules worldwide, though, just in Israel I would have to go with "HaShachar" which is another brand in Israel
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
israiel
welcome to HoP
israiel welcome to HoP GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
heya
welcome to hop 
you like python huh? would have never have guessed....
heya
welcome to hop you like python huh? would have never have guessed....
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
morning! morning. mORning! morning!
linden ya beat me to the python thing! as soon as i saw the thread title i thought of python...
hello!! 
welcome to the nuthouse! 
enjoy your stay!!! 
morning! morning. mORning! morning!
linden ya beat me to the python thing!
as soon as i saw the thread title i thought of python... hello!! welcome to the nuthouse! enjoy your stay!!! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
pick green...!!! pick green!!!
to HoP, omer...!!
Written by: omer
Favorite Color(s): "blue! no green - ohhhasdas%#$ "
pick green...!!! pick green!!!
to HoP, omer...!! --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
BRONZE Member
newbie
3 posts
newbie
3 posts
Posted:
"what also floats on water?"
and one of my favorites:
"your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!!!"
"what also floats on water?"
and one of my favorites:
"your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!!!"
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
" you stupid engerlish kerrrniggits, i fart in your general direction"
more python fans roll in to the thread
welcome to HoP omer
" you stupid engerlish kerrrniggits, i fart in your general direction"
more python fans roll in to the thread welcome to HoP omer GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Omer, welcome to HoP!
Hi Omer, welcome to HoP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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