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hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
I watched this the other day and I was wondering what everyone's favourite quote from Withanil and I is.



Mine are -



[Withnail] Liar, you've got anti-freeze!



[Monty] There is no beauty without decay



[I] Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's a censored farmer



ubblol

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Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
[Monty] Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitues for the bees.

and a rather appropriate:

[Withnail] ...and we'll come up smiling Tuesday morning.

biggrin

Good thread!

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
All my favorites are said by Danny biggrin

Withnail: who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
man, have seen this film *far* too many times biggrin


"i demand to have some booze!"

"GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!"

"monty, you terrible c*nt!"

"i've been called a ponce."

"harriramma. harriramma. harriramma..." biggrin

"that is an unfortunate political decision."


and of course, withnail's soliloquy at the end rocks (in a horrible, depressing kind of way).


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
 Written by: coleman


"i demand to have some booze!"




*drinks lighter fluid*

Word. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
'Don't threaten me with a dead fish!'

Was my signature on here once (with the added 'get two and spin instead!')

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


DrudwynForget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
632 posts
Location: Southampton Uni


Posted:
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

Too many times has that line been uttered by me in various dives across the country...

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...


will_ukBRONZE Member
member
83 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
I have to add:

"Why can't you wash up occasionally, like a normal human being?"

"How dare you call me inhumane?"

and:

"Excuse me, we've come on holiday by mistake and we haven't any food"

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
what is this "withnail" thing you speak of?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
yet another movie ive never heared of.

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog


will_ukBRONZE Member
member
83 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
Its a bit of a cult English film - about 25 years old I think.

It follows two out of work actors who go for a holiday in a country cottage which is interrupted by a preditory uncle.

Its amazing.

hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
it was made in 1986 and it is a huge cult film from the UK. All the lines from it are quoteable, and it has spawned an IMPOSSIBLE drinking game - where you can try to match the drinks onscreen, drink for drink. You'd end up in hospital if you tried too hard.

 Written by: withnail

We're going to have to work quickly. Another two quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints please

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
OMG i must buy this movie!

i was in sanity the other day and they didnt have Battle Royale, Human Traffic OR A Clockword Orange. it was disgraceful.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
"WHY has my head gone numb? " ubblol

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
"Cake and fine wine"

"We are multi-millionaries. we'll buy this place and fire you immediately."

"I'll swallow it and run a mile"

Withnail and I is de best smile

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

"Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness."

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
ubblol Scrubbers!!

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