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1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Name: Simon
Location: Queenstown
Hometown: Chipping Ongar (near Essex)
DOB:15/6/1986
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Performer, Flair Bartender,
Favorite Food(s): Too many, but the Cockadoodle-oink from fergburger sits well high up the list
Favorite Color(s): Orange
Toys: You name it, I'll use it. Staff, diabolo, juggling balls, contact juggling balls
Hobbies other than the obvious: Diving, capoeira
Education: Bah, who needs it.
Favorite Book(s): The Thomas Covenant Chronicles
Favorite Movie(s): LOTR, Madagascar
Favorite TV show(s): Not really into watching TV
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Perform in Cirque du Soleil, become world famous and then run away to a tropical island to live out my days as Diving Instructor and Fire juggler
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The John Butler Trio, Steriogram, MXPX, Tool, Jack Johnson and more
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) NUTELLA!!!
Feel free to help yourself to the cheesecake and lemon meraunge pies near the door.
EDITED_BY: Point_Blank (1184726451)
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
nah its gidg you bribe with them
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*looks carefully at Simon's hand - notes there is no money, or chocolate or crunchies in it*
*thinks carefully...*
In the spirit of HoPpiness I shall cautiously accept your apology but you're still on probation you weird smelly thing you.
*shows gesture of good faith by shoveling puke pile into bucket and sudsing well*
Hopefully you can fix up the footprints yourself? I'll just be off to dispose of this...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Cheers mate, the footprints will be cleaned momentarily, I have a pressing concern of not having a job at the moment and need to attend to that first.
*Hands George a bag of chocolate peanuts* Hope you like 'em
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
no job??
What happened to the Cirque?? Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Something about not being over keen on him not serving people, or some such stupidness
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Such stupidness indeed, it's cause they wanted me to train someone else to take the job I was supposed to get, and other such *censored*
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
they wanted you to train them? wtf? thats just evil!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Indeed, not a nice thing to do to someone who's been working with you for 6 months and the others only been working 10 weeks
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Sounds like me at my old job - i was sick of telling the new managers how to run the show...while running it myself
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
YOu were in a show Rouge?
Why didn't I get to see it?
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Bad luck there Mr Blank.
So you stuck in Oz looking for work, or you gonna come back this way? (Or take the cue and go see the world anyway?)
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I was in various shows in highschool
I was refering to "the show" more as a figure of speech
although that job (as a party host) was often like a show! lol!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*crashes in through the thread wall*
vvvrrrrmmmmm brrmmm,
tank, tank, tank, tank, tank...
wooot whoot woot wheeeeeeeeee!!!! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh so clarence's thread goes to mine, then mine goes to point blanks.....
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I've lost track of what thread leads where. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah, i think it only worked when you were on george's trail...to do it now you'd need to look at the times everything was posted...and really, who can be arsed!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*laughs at Rouge's dirty arse joke*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i made an arse joke?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Clearly my mind has sunk further into the gutter than yours has.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
obviously! you dirty dirty duck!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
You mean that CQ had a clean mind at one time? I've never seen a sign of it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think you ran over it in the tank and it's now mushed in the mud unrecognisable!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
:ee: Well what was it doing in the middle of the street?
Or was something that I ran over on the sidewalk? 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
it's clarence's mind - one can never tell where that's been!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Probably lying in the gutter, or at least that's where mine is half the time.
Oh man, now I have to rebuild that wall, after all the hard I had done on it, my fire toys were hanging on that wall
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*backs small truck up and dumps a load of bricks into PB's thread*
Sorry about that Mr Blank - honest it was a runaway situation and you should have aword to the General about handing out tanks to the troops without operating instructions...
anyway, there's the bricks, if you want to stack them up, the cement mixer will be along later.
cheers!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
many thanks Mr George.
Right, now where did I put those gloves...
*wanders off in search of gloves*
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
there are some funky fingerless gloves at one of the stalls in Vic Gardens...i think i might need to buy them...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
hmmm, i saw some of those, the circussoc crew from sydney had some, they look cool
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
and waaaarm!!!
and as much as the rainbow ones looks cool, i might get the earthy ones because they'll go with more stuff
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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