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I make my own people.
Location: Nashville, Tennessee
Member Since: 2nd Oct 2005
Total posts: 607
Just wanted to put this warning out to my bearded brethren. Be careful, or little muslim children will laugh at you.

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Location: Limoges (France)
Member Since: 9th Jun 2005
Total posts: 89
Posted:Doesn't look very professional...



Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:I set my beard on fire once (it was only a small goatee, thank god) then took the hint and shaved it off before I tried again. biggrin

Fortunately there were no small Muslim children present wink

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.



Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:One of our local firebreathers set his face on fire last year. Was horrid and he ended up with burns on his face. His face stayed alight alot longer than that dudes and didnt go out that easily.
Im glad neither of them swallowed the fuel.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:You\'d think that it was a quite blatantly obvious hazard, wouldn\'t you?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."



Has sharp edges
Location: Stuck in the mire
Member Since: 1st Feb 2006
Total posts: 1266
Posted:rolleyes ditto
people that stupid are deffinate canidates for selective breeding ubblol
We need to stop them before they make baby bearded fire breathers ubblol

My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....



Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:that... is what I like to call.... blatant stupidity.

Guys, maybe we should add that to the list of Dangers of Fire Breathing?



master of disaster
Location: New York
Member Since: 8th Mar 2004
Total posts: 3354 mate caught his beard during a breath tonite

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North
Member Since: 4th Nov 2005
Total posts: 1965
Posted:Firstly i'm kinda muslim i just don't practice and i also like to get pissed but that ain't the point

I Have caught my gottee on fire once before and i will never use a fuel that i am unfamiliar with again (damed caltex fuel stuff that burns too quick)

Only ever use kerosene or pegasol (but drink a S#!t load of milk first, trust meits for your own good) I prefer Pegasol

Secondly if fire breathing keep a towl on hand to smother the flames quickly in case they do get out of hand.

Finally a friend of mine that didn't have a beard caught his face on fire, he got burnt I only got singed.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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The Dragon Professor
Location: New York, currently homeless
Member Since: 14th Apr 2010
Total posts: 203
Posted:Darkyfyre, you should really only be using Ultra Pure Lamp Oil from Lamplight farms, not that that's safe but its the "safest".

I breathe and rock the caveman "I-can't-find-my-razor-and-I'm-too-cheap-to-buy-a-new-one" facial hair, the worst that's happened to me has been a bit of a singe off the top of my hair and a little frizzle on my eye lashes, always make sure to breathe up.

Don't let your world end with you

p.s. No, just in case you're going to ask, I did not misspell Warrior, its supposed to be like that.



Location: Wellington
Member Since: 25th May 2008
Total posts: 20
Posted:I find doing fire eating tricks like dragons breath look spectacularly cool if you have the beard and mo going on but you need very still conditions for them


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