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Posted: 13th Dec 2002
big fat pink....

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Posted: 13th Dec 2002
Nintendo character, who was standing there watching and smoking a cigar

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

Posted: 13th Dec 2002
while reciting.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Posted: 13th Dec 2002
and scratching his arse....

[can i say that?]

Posted: 13th Dec 2002
whilst scratchin his arse he notcied a crooked old white figure hobbling towards him he looked gasped and choked on his cigar, now then now then eh eh give me back me cigar like! shit it was jimmy savile now then now then pink nintendo chappy gimme back me cigar or ill fix it for u alright!! he handed him back the slightly soiled cigar and then remebered the really sore red itchy spot on his fat ass, scratched it then suddenly rembered......

Who are you? Who slips into my robot body and whispers to my ghost?

Posted: 16th Dec 2002
...that it was infact 11:30 and time for his sex op. surfing down the hill on his pink inflatable surf board he was just in time to catch the appointment when suddenly up popped the little angel on his shoulder and said...