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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!
Hey everyone!
Quite new to hop and just thought I would say hi.
My best friend (blu_valley) has been on here for ages and kept telling me to sign up. After months of Listening to her rave on about it and actually meeting some of you, I thought I see what all the fuss is about so here I am. Much like a MacDonald advert im "loving it." It’s all very random which suits me down to the ground. Been posting for a while now so thought it was time to do an introduction so there it was!Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
you haven't grassed me up to them have you dave * looks around* 
you haven't grassed me up to them have you dave * looks around* BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I doubt dave would do that. they will probably look in even if they don't post, we are on page 1 very oftern
I doubt dave would do that. they will probably look in even if they don't post, we are on page 1 very oftern
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
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Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Another fab picture bubbles!!
Another fab picture bubbles!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I love that photo we all look so happy
I love that photo we all look so happy
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
me too
me too Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
BRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
M-O-R-N-I-N-!
M-O-R-N-I-N-!
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
You all look like your on something
Written by: crazybambino
I love that photo we all look so happy
You all look like your on something
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't know what you mean.....
I don't know what you mean.....
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I was reffering to the fact Jen looks like she is on you, and you are leaning on Lois... 
I was reffering to the fact Jen looks like she is on you, and you are leaning on Lois...
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Well all of you are on Planet Earth...
Well all of you are on Planet Earth...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I knew, I was just testing
I knew, I was just testing
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
We're on EARTH?!!!!
NO ONE TOLD ME!!!!!!
We're on EARTH?!!!!
NO ONE TOLD ME!!!!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
BRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I always thought this was Lala land. (Or so the voices in my head keep telling me)
They also keep telling me to send hate mail to that Chantelle "Oh my god, it must be a dream" bird
I always thought this was Lala land. (Or so the voices in my head keep telling me)
They also keep telling me to send hate mail to that Chantelle "Oh my god, it must be a dream" bird
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
LaLa Land!! I was told this was gaydon!! Its a conspiracy I tell you!
LaLa Land!! I was told this was gaydon!! Its a conspiracy I tell you!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Gaydon sounds like a s**t hole
Gaydon sounds like a s**t hole
BRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
Tourist guide.....
If you love s**t holes, you'll LOVE Gaydon!
(plpl @ me)
Tourist guide.....
If you love s**t holes, you'll LOVE Gaydon!
(plpl @ me)
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Gaydon is a s**t hole! There’s been a serious cock up some where.
Gaydon is a s**t hole! There’s been a serious cock up some where. Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
they say its a nice place, but its just a load of bollox
they say its a nice place, but its just a load of bollox Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
I heard it's full of ass holes
I heard it's full of ass holes
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Smells a bit too
Smells a bit too
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've heard they have quite a good monarchy in Gaydon, loads of queens
I've heard they have quite a good monarchy in Gaydon, loads of queens
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
And everyone is "up themselves"...........or each other! The locals are a queer bunch and eiher work in the fudge factory (packing section) or are meat DJ's. I think hey call them "sausage jockeys".
And everyone is "up themselves"...........or each other! The locals are a queer bunch and eiher work in the fudge factory (packing section) or are meat DJ's. I think hey call them "sausage jockeys".
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
The locals are mad about peanut butter and I hear fagot's are quite popular too
The locals are mad about peanut butter and I hear fagot's are quite popular too Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
BRONZE Member
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
I assume everyone there smokes. I hear "fag" used alot.
I assume everyone there smokes. I hear "fag" used alot.
BRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
Did you know that people steal you donkeys there? they are called "ass bandits".
EDITED_BY: LMSP (1152788197)
Did you know that people steal you donkeys there? they are called "ass bandits".
EDITED_BY: LMSP (1152788197)
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
I hear the crime rate is high... Lots "sh*t stabbings"... I mean, how do you stab someone shitly?
EDITED_BY: Asena (1152788323)
I hear the crime rate is high... Lots "sh*t stabbings"... I mean, how do you stab someone shitly?
EDITED_BY: Asena (1152788323)
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
By using poo I assume
By using poo I assume SILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I hear there are a lot of robberies as well. They have loads of "burglars" can't possible imagine what they stealing....
I hear there are a lot of robberies as well. They have loads of "burglars" can't possible imagine what they stealing....
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posted:
Also, the number of homeless males is very high. The term used is "full of bum boys".
Also, the number of homeless males is very high. The term used is "full of bum boys".
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