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Posted:
Today I came home to find that the postman had put a dragon and some chocolates through my catflap. The lovely Molly had sent them to me (thank you Molly
). It got me thinking about all the other things he has pushed through the catflap when there was no one home to receive parcels.
He's posted pixie sticks, fire poi, glow poi, a bunch of flowers, camping stove.......
But I think the strangest thing was a bunch of plastic rats, fake blood and a whole bunch of fake vampire teeth either that or the..... oh oops can't post that... this is a pg board
Funniest thing is he has no idea what's in these strange shaped parcels (thankfully).
Today I came home to find that the postman had put a dragon and some chocolates through my catflap. The lovely Molly had sent them to me (thank you Molly
). It got me thinking about all the other things he has pushed through the catflap when there was no one home to receive parcels.He's posted pixie sticks, fire poi, glow poi, a bunch of flowers, camping stove.......
But I think the strangest thing was a bunch of plastic rats, fake blood and a whole bunch of fake vampire teeth either that or the..... oh oops can't post that... this is a pg board
Funniest thing is he has no idea what's in these strange shaped parcels (thankfully).
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Posted:
lol id love to see the look on his face if he found out!
dam hippys
lol id love to see the look on his face if he found out!
dam hippys
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Location: Hastings, UK
....of doom!
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Location: Hastings, UK
Posted:
my brother once broke into his friends house via the catflap. they were on holiday and he wanted to play with their toys. he was three.
he was missing for hours, mum frantic, police called out etc etc. it was all very exciting and ended when mum heard him crying. he'd fallen asleep, missing everyone running about shouting for him, and when he tried to get back out he got stuck (hence the tears). harharhar.
my brother once broke into his friends house via the catflap. they were on holiday and he wanted to play with their toys. he was three.
he was missing for hours, mum frantic, police called out etc etc. it was all very exciting and ended when mum heard him crying. he'd fallen asleep, missing everyone running about shouting for him, and when he tried to get back out he got stuck (hence the tears). harharhar.
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Oooooooooo a Cat burglar at the age of 3. That's advanced
Oooooooooo a Cat burglar at the age of 3. That's advanced
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
Probably various dead animals... running from mice to birds to rabbits (most of which were still not quite dead).
Either that or one of my friend's head... he stuck it out to try and scare a visitor... and got it stuck Teach him to do silly things like that 
Probably various dead animals... running from mice to birds to rabbits (most of which were still not quite dead).
Either that or one of my friend's head... he stuck it out to try and scare a visitor... and got it stuck
Teach him to do silly things like that After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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old hand
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Posted:
A dead hedgehog wrapped in a towel.
Going out not in. And only for a short while. I couldn't find my keys...
A dead hedgehog wrapped in a towel.
Going out not in. And only for a short while. I couldn't find my keys...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
In my old house my dog max used to used the cat flap to go outside..when he was a puppy.
Then he grew
Then one day he got stuck half way
In my old house my dog max used to used the cat flap to go outside..when he was a puppy.
Then he grew
Then one day he got stuck half way
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Posted:
I've never needed a catflap. but I would push another smaller catflap through it, for some strange symbolic reason....
I've never needed a catflap. but I would push another smaller catflap through it, for some strange symbolic reason....
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Posted:
My mom used to hand food out to me through it so that I wouldn't bring the dirt from playing inside the house.
That or I pushed my nephew when he was a baby through it. I couldn't get the door open and my sister wanted him. I was grounded for that.
My mom used to hand food out to me through it so that I wouldn't bring the dirt from playing inside the house.
That or I pushed my nephew when he was a baby through it. I couldn't get the door open and my sister wanted him. I was grounded for that.
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old hand
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Posted:
Me.
I could fit through our up till the age of about 15!
Me.
I could fit through our up till the age of about 15!
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Posted:
i dont have a catflap, but i'd like a penguin flap in the fridge, like Ace Ventura.
i dont have a catflap, but i'd like a penguin flap in the fridge, like Ace Ventura.
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Posted:
i don't have a cat flap but my neighbor has had some strange things through his. to date.........
a squirrel
a wood pigeon
a blue jay
a magpie
assortments of mice and shrews
i think his cat is amazing, i want to adopt it
i don't have a cat flap but my neighbor has had some strange things through his. to date.........
a squirrel
a wood pigeon
a blue jay
a magpie
assortments of mice and shrews
i think his cat is amazing, i want to adopt it
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Today I came home and found a parcel with poi from Gayle and my T-shirt in it, all pushed through the cat flap. YAY Gayle! You're a star hun
My postman must be sick of wrestling these parcels through my ctaflap. Maybe I should get a big mail box out the front that he can drop stuff into instead.
Today I came home and found a parcel with poi from Gayle and my T-shirt in it, all pushed through the cat flap. YAY Gayle! You're a star hun
My postman must be sick of wrestling these parcels through my ctaflap. Maybe I should get a big mail box out the front that he can drop stuff into instead.
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a, cat?
a, cat?
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the other day my cat delighted Andy by bringing through the cat door a huge pileitated woodpecker( the kind like woody the woodpecker, with a big red top notch on its head!) ALIVE!!! and letting it go in our bedroom. It was way bigger than the cat! I spent the next few mintutes under the covers muttering oh my god oh my god over and over as it swooped around in a panic dive bombing and Andy leapt around the place like a madman trying to capture it... The cat just sat there gloating puffed up and proud...
the other day my cat delighted Andy by bringing through the cat door a huge pileitated woodpecker( the kind like woody the woodpecker, with a big red top notch on its head!) ALIVE!!! and letting it go in our bedroom. It was way bigger than the cat! I spent the next few mintutes under the covers muttering oh my god oh my god over and over as it swooped around in a panic dive bombing and Andy leapt around the place like a madman trying to capture it... The cat just sat there gloating puffed up and proud...
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Posted:
Did you have an uber big catflap or was 15 the age you grew shoulders? Because even though you are super skinny I'm sure those shoulders even at an angle wouldn't go through my cat flap We could always try though
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Me.
I could fit through our up till the age of about 15!
Did you have an uber big catflap or was 15 the age you grew shoulders? Because even though you are super skinny I'm sure those shoulders even at an angle wouldn't go through my cat flap
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LOL now Im picturing skully forcing Garthy through a cat flap... I dont know what eather of you look like so you might be hotter in my world
LOL now Im picturing skully forcing Garthy through a cat flap... I dont know what eather of you look like so you might be hotter in my world
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Garthy is tall, skinny with dreads and a silly grin on his face and he likes to 
a lot...oh and he looks good in a dress and I'm short, thin and talk too much.
I hope that helps.
Garthy is tall, skinny with dreads and a silly grin on his face and he likes to a lot...oh and he looks good in a dress and I'm short, thin and talk too much. I hope that helps.
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What a Bummer
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What a Bummer
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Posted:
The best thing I have put through a cat flap is a rape alarm, pull the pin out and runnnnnnnnnnn, person in side cant shut it up unless they have the lil metal pin thing, so i'm guessing they had to smash it up to stop it! ha ha ha.......
... is that evil or funny??
The best thing I have put through a cat flap is a rape alarm, pull the pin out and runnnnnnnnnnn, person in side cant shut it up unless they have the lil metal pin thing, so i'm guessing they had to smash it up to stop it! ha ha ha.......
... is that evil or funny??
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evil
evil
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
I came home to find nothing shoved through the catflap today
I was getting used to comeing home and finding stuff this week.
I came home to find nothing shoved through the catflap today
I was getting used to comeing home and finding stuff this week. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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my friend tried to through the catflap on his bike, he made it through, though he unintentionally remodeled the door on his way through.
my friend tried to through the catflap on his bike, he made it through, though he unintentionally remodeled the door on his way through.
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Posted:
i put mice through the cat flap, back outside, not into the cat- thats just cruel. The cat brings them in alive.
Do you know mice can still run around when dicapitated? Again it was the cat and not me!
i put mice through the cat flap, back outside, not into the cat- thats just cruel. The cat brings them in alive.
Do you know mice can still run around when dicapitated? Again it was the cat and not me!
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Posted:
Today I've had monkey fists and a glow in the dark stage ball pushed through the flap. YAY HoP shop! And once again I got lucky and had no import tax charged.
I ordered the wrong chains though. I got 13mm ball chain instead of 15mm. I'll just have to swap the chains over onto my cathedrals as they aren't so heavy, so no worries really I'll just have to click more carefully next time
Today I've had monkey fists and a glow in the dark stage ball pushed through the flap. YAY HoP shop! And once again I got lucky and had no import tax charged.
I ordered the wrong chains though. I got 13mm ball chain instead of 15mm. I'll just have to swap the chains over onto my cathedrals as they aren't so heavy, so no worries really
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A cat?
A cat?
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badger.
badger.
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What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
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Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Our new house doesnt have a cat flap, because my mother assumes that when the cat wants to come in it will knock or ring the door bell or something!
However, this is not the case, and me poor kitty, ends up sitting on the doorstep for hours, until someone walks past the front door and she meows for dear life.... Poor lil bugger
Our new house doesnt have a cat flap, because my mother assumes that when the cat wants to come in it will knock or ring the door bell or something!
However, this is not the case, and me poor kitty, ends up sitting on the doorstep for hours, until someone walks past the front door and she meows for dear life.... Poor lil bugger
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i think i could fit through a medium sized catflap, cos im nice and flexible i can touch my elbows together above my head and my shoulders vanish...its the hips i gotta work on next
i think i could fit through a medium sized catflap, cos im nice and flexible i can touch my elbows together above my head and my shoulders vanish
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You do know now you have said that we will want video proof!
You do know now you have said that we will want video proof!
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Posted:
lol well if i ever get drunk and there are some hoppers about with a vido camera...and a catflap, i'll try it
lol well if i ever get drunk and there are some hoppers about with a vido camera...and a catflap, i'll try it
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Location: Hull...ish
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not sure if this is a exuse for weird fetish stuff or not... hummm
not sure if this is a exuse for weird fetish stuff or not... hummm
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