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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Zang! Who is that, striding along the fields! It is [noodles], hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!!"



Clicky Clicky Mr Linky


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Ooohhh, another one of these....

Prowling amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh DrBoo! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to pound you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!!!"angry
bounce2
And it is sooo true. The cookie baking bit anyway wink


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted:I love these things

Who is that, striding across the tundra! It is fNi, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you beyond mortal comprehension, and dip you in uranium!!!"


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Running on the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Fine_Rabid_Dog! And he gives a spectacular scream:



"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!"





How suitably fitting. biggrin



Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the icy wasteland! It is Henry, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:



"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"



Normally its "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"



Or "Euuuuuuuuuuuulia" (I don't think many will get that biggrin )

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Ki...

Total posts: 278
Posted:Striding amidst the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a sharpened screwdriver, cometh LostSurfer! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into a minotaur!"


"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is spotted_dot, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:



"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts faster than the super-flu!!!"

although my dads always said my family battle cry is "run away!"

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ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:oooooooo must try this...........


Stalking amidst the tarmac, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Ravehead! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you beyond the end of time, and sever every head in sight!!!"


rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx, USA

Total posts: 1173
Posted:As Violently Tame comes running across the arid desert with a weed wacker cluched tightly in his hands, he screams "I'm gonna chop your ears,nose,lips,and eyelids off and shove them in your mouth while whistleing this is the song that never ends!"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Hark! Who is that, running through the steppes! It is Bird, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland!"


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Badgers FRD wink

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Ducking, weaving through the melee. Jumping the corpses and dodging the blades of his enemies comes Sethis!

"You're gonna get cheesed!!"

(Thx Mr Pratchett wink )


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Dut
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

lurker
Location: Nashville, TN, USA

Total posts: 380
Posted:Written by:

Sprinting out of the freeway, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Dut! And he gives a low howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!"



-- dut


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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Lemonkey! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your momma won't recognize you!!"

*grunt*


Willy - is bad for your health...

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Hark! Who is that, striding through the candy store! It is Noddy, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, you will wake up from the Matrix!"


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Andy! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to f**k you until you're bright blue!"

this thing make me sound like perv


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:Yea, verily: Who is that, striding on the freeway! It is Leigh, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to [censored] you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"


wink


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:And ok, I had to try it, but how perfect is this!!!

Who is that, rampaging on the plains! It is Home Of Poi, hands clutching a burning branch! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"

devil devil devil


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:Who is that, stalking over the hotel lobby! It is Havokist, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

ubblol

i wonder what a bladed baseball bat looks like...

*wanders off to find sketchbook*


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Red_RaveN
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

Neo - Hippie
Location: Sala, Slovakia

Total posts: 358
Posted:Stalking along the mini-mall parking lot, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh RaveN! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond capacity, and then some!!"


Running out of the tarmac, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh White RaveN! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be [censored] for Satan!!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the tarmac! It is David, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"You in some [censored] now, muhfuh! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"


the last one ruuuuuulez..:)


Smile.. It confuses people..:)

Wonders never cease as long as you never cease to wonder.

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Again Again
bounce

Zang! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Boo, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you beyond your expiration date, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

Mmmm candy tongue


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Libby_Tuesday
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

Libby_Tuesday

member
Location: Nuneaton, England

Total posts: 49
Posted:Skulking through the steppes, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Libby Tuesday! And she gives a booming roar:

"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"


Woo for sugar rush! ubbrollsmile bounce


No poi can pierce my skintanium armour! (Though they can bruise it...)

"I don't really say quotable things..." - Linden Rathen

"Is this Flora special?" - Linden
"I dunno, ask it" - GothFrogette

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Oh yes. You just gotta love some of these ubbloco

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:Sprinting over the cliffs, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Faulcon De Lacy! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to smash you until you [censored] molton lava, then bake cookies!!!"

(FdL is my ragnarok online chartacter - bonus points to first person to PM me it's origin)


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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Hey Sniper, give me back my pitas!
And my ferocious cookie baking for the matter.
wink


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:SPOOOON!!!!

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Libby_Tuesday
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

Libby_Tuesday

member
Location: Nuneaton, England

Total posts: 49
Posted:Not in the face, not in the face!!!

biggrin


No poi can pierce my skintanium armour! (Though they can bruise it...)

"I don't really say quotable things..." - Linden Rathen

"Is this Flora special?" - Linden
"I dunno, ask it" - GothFrogette

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Mynci, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls ominously:

"I'm going to smash you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

hmmm
umm
I prefer
Who is that, striding on the icy wasteland! It is Lee, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you so badly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:faster than a streak of lightning, more powerful than a whirling hurricane, oh no, sorry, thats super man.............


more co-ordinated than your average duck,
faster than a falling coconut,
not half as repulsive as hurling vomit.................
"I'll spiflicate you with my rubber chicken,
and then drop upon you a f***ing hot comet!!!"

ubbloco


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I did 3...



Running along the candy store, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Tinklepants! And she gives a spectacular roar:



"By Odin's mighty spear, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"





Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is Tammie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:



"I'm going to pulverize you like it's a new extreme sport!!"







Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Tamara, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts mightily:



"I'm going to punch you until you spontaneously degenerate, and roll you in creamy neugut!"



PS i think it must mean nougat!!!!



Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:Written by: Libby_Tuesday

Not in the face, not in the face!!!

biggrin


oooooo the inuendo!!! biggrin
bet you say that to all the lads ubblol


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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:Running out of the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Ilsanya! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to pulverize you into the fourth dimension!!"

w00t i am tough!


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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