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doctor_fandangoGOLD Member co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A. 761 posts Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...
Posted: i just returned from a trip to tesco to pick up a snack and some milk for the office. i had a chilling experience there. i was in the frozen food section and looking at the pies,debating weather to get steak and kidney or chick& mushroom, i noticed a 'tesco value pie' , 'meat flavour pie'.. Meat Flavour!!! come on, thy made a pie that tastes like something that once lived.
then i went on to the snacks dept. to get a choccie bar and a few nuts. the bar said "suitable for vegitarians". do they realy need to say that?? i thought to myself "m new meat free choccie bar!!".
then on to the peanuts. the shocking notice ever! "may contain traces of nuts".. MAY contain TRACES... AND!!! the peanuts are suitable for vegitarians!!
has anyone else ever noticed stupid warnings and scary signs like those??
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Posted: On an American Airlines packet of nuts Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
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On a Swedish chain saw Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
On German headphones Do not increase volume past threshold of pain
On Sainsbury's peanuts Contains nuts
On Sears hairdryer Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
On some Swanson frozen dinners Serving suggestions: Defrost
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta iron Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
On Nytol Sleep Aid Warning: May cause drowsiness
On most brands of Christmas lights For indoor or outdoor use only
On a child's Superman costume Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid Do not use on food
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?