doctor_fandangoGOLD Member co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A. 761 posts Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...
Posted: i just returned from a trip to tesco to pick up a snack and some milk for the office. i had a chilling experience there. i was in the frozen food section and looking at the pies,debating weather to get steak and kidney or chick& mushroom, i noticed a 'tesco value pie' , 'meat flavour pie'.. Meat Flavour!!! come on, thy made a pie that tastes like something that once lived.
then i went on to the snacks dept. to get a choccie bar and a few nuts. the bar said "suitable for vegitarians". do they realy need to say that?? i thought to myself "m new meat free choccie bar!!".
then on to the peanuts. the shocking notice ever! "may contain traces of nuts".. MAY contain TRACES... AND!!! the peanuts are suitable for vegitarians!!
has anyone else ever noticed stupid warnings and scary signs like those??
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