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1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Me n me mates were having a fun discussion ... I decided this is one for here.
Personally I wanna grab
Kate Bush- I don't care that she's 50 I still want her as a pet
Matthew Bellamy from Muse- say no more
Bill Bailey- Would make an interesting live wall hanging in my office/workshop area.
Chris CornelL, Audioslave- Will work as some form of cushion in my boudoir.
Johnny Depp- See Chris Cornell
Mila Jojovich, Run Lola Run & Fifth Element-
The list could go on.... add your own
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Bill Bailey rocks
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453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I'd love to own
Giles from Buffy
Stephen Fry
Liv Tyler
Clive Mantle - he played doctor Mike Baratt in Casualty and also the love interest in the Vicar of Dibley - he looks like he would give good hugs
Brit_Joe already has Shannon Dougherty as part of his dowry from when I won him at the auction
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Inept Cock
162 posts
Location: Swindon!!!!!!!, United Kingdom
chris ryan
im alan partridge........AHA!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Ok maybe I should specify you should rant a bit about why you want to kidnap them.... and I don't know who Chris Ryan is sorry....
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
i want brian blessed - i think he would make a good father figure and i could also use him to scare away jahova's witnesses.
also, derren browm...he is basicall an integral part of mine & weasel's plan of world domination.
we need him to control the minions I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
OK then..details
Giles from Buffy - because he's totally gorgeous and adorable, and would be able to tell me anything I need to know, and we could have interesting chats.
Stephen Fry - As above, plus he's gay, so it appeals to the fag hag in me.
Liv Tyler - She's just very cute.
Clive Mantle - he looks like he would give good hugs
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Angelina Jolie!!!!
Billy-Joe Armstrong from Greenday
Marilyn Manson and Eddie Izzard (just because hes Eddie!).
I want them all to be mine!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Hmmmm yeah angelina Jolie would be cool... I suppose I wouldn't mind having her slink onto my lap.... *strokes Angelina's back*
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
bill bailey-genius!
bill murray-see above
trent rezner-again see above
mike patten- yep and again,see above!
dave grohl-do i really need to write anything?what the hey-see above!
johnny depp-grrrrrrrrowl!
chris cornell-mmmmmmmmm.............
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Ooooo goood goood choice there
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
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Mila Jojovich, Run Lola Run & Fifth Element-
Actually, Mila Jojovich wasn't in Run Lola Run, it was Franka Potente, I know that because Franka Potente would be on my list of people I'd like to add to my collection
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
which one? i know i have impeccable taste but i'm still interested in which one you had your eye on.?
(by the way they're all mine and you cant have them!
) artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
oh [censored] thanks for sorting that one out..... *kicks herself*
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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I know that because Franka Potente would be on my list of
ditto....dammit,i got to involved with thinking about brilliant men!
in that case i'll
add-
audrey tatou
anne heche
angelina jolie
...**continues thinking of brilliant ladies**....
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Oooh Audrey Tatou - definately a fine choice.
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
How about Alyson Hannigen? So cute and she already knows Giles so they'd get along great. And Dr. Karl Kennedy from Neighbours (don't know his real name), he's just so lovely and he needs a big hug after all he's been through recently with that evil ex of his. He'd get on well with Giles too, actually.
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Oooh oooh PERFECT!!
Think I'll give Karl a miss though.
But I might grab Willow's girlfriend.
And Spike, if he's about.
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
spike and his boyfriend
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*drools*
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
ooo and rachel stevens...shes purdy...and she was in my head as i just watched the advert for her single...
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
hmmmmmm I wouldnt mind wothersface from Pirates of Carribean... I hate it when my memory goes to [censored].. I'm too sober
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Keira Knightly or Johnny Depp?
Or Orlando Bloom?
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Thats the one... Kiera Knightly looks fine in King Arthur too lol... dressed as a slutty pagan!!!
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england
ahh slutty paganists...the heart of our society
ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Well I can claim to be pagan... werent baptised... NEH NEH! More an avid practiser of Faerie!
Hmmm who else?
I could kidnap Robert Smith from zee Cure........
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Shirley Manson: hot, successful, and a damn good singer.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ooo yeah but I prefer the way she used to be
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
I would say Gwen Stefani too but she used to be so much better as well. Oh what the heck, we can take her too. It's not like there's a limit to how many people we can kidnap, mwahahahahahahahaa.
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia
robbie williams - just for the tattoos im afraid - would be a decorative and uselful household feature.
and keira knightly - the one lady i'd turn for.
B x
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
I'd like to add simon pegg, jessica stevenson and dylan moran to the comedy collection if i may....
thierry henry, cos he's nice to look at, but he'd have to be tied up in case he attempts to play football, there just won't be room for that malarkey in celebrity captivity....
michael stipe, wayne coyne ('cos he's just such a damn nice guy...), roisin murphy (of Moloko) and ... do they have to be alive?? i want Kirsty MacColl...
Then Pete Fowler (www.monsterism.net) and Roman Dirge (www.spookyland.com) to expand the cultural section... ooh and tim burton!
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