Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Are you down because your lifestyle is interfering with your love of human flesh? Well, dispair no more! Hufu is the health alternative to cannibalism. Try Hufu today!
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-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*Bites Ampersand*
Neh, it's just not the same.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
isn't human flest supposed to be addictive or something?
maybe eating baby seals is natures nicotine patch for cannibals.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*bites Tao Star*
No, really, you taste better than baby seal.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
**leaves thread hopefully un-noticed** HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*tries to bite Maus but teeth clamp closed on open air*
Damn. I've never tried mouse before. I hear it's kinda hairy...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
that link wont work
*is really gutted*
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*goes to bite Tinkle and then stops*
Wait...tinkle? Never mind, I don't want to know what that tastes like.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
its an aquired taste, better when freshly squeezed
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Written by: Doc Lightning
*bites Tao Star*
No, really, you taste better than baby seal.
ahhh, that's because you're addicted see? i don't know a smoker that thinks gum is better....give it a chance, soon you'll be off the person meat and on to innocent baby seal veal instead. and everyone's happy!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: TinklePants
its an aquired taste, better when freshly squeezed
EeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwww!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
dont knock it if you aint tried it, Doc!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
remove the x behind asp, tinkles!
*hides from the mad American doctor*
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I also think its fun to pee like a guy standin up!!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
with a tube, or just all over your legs?
personally i prefer squating - whoever said girls can't pee outside? if you're wearing a skirt, no one need ever see your bum.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
nah just sorta squat slightly too lol
I always end up peeing over my socks!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I don't mind people seeing my bum, it's the other side I'm more worried about, or the fact that you never seem to wear nice knickers when you have to pee outside
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Hey, guys, this thread is about cannibalism substitutes.
If you want to talk about peeing, make your own thread.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Oops I got carried away
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I hear human tastes like pork... Although I'm sure the 1st-hand account is about 4 degrees of separation away.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Ohooh I like pork! Its apparently the same texture too
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I do know that the inside of a human being smells much like the inside of a dog.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
You been "checking out" rear ends again? lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
14 posts
I recon we should put this to the test. Find a willing seal, and a willing human and have a feast. Then well know for sure!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
wicked, i'm up for it..
anyone know any good recipies?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
14 posts
We could do the whole huge bonfire on a beach somewhere, and spitroast them with loads of BBQ suace!
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
awww, not boil them in a pot?
well, maybe it's best to break with tradition, after all, we don't want to be associated with all those weirdo cannibals do we?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
14 posts
well, i just thought it would be cool the do the lord of the rings thing!
14 posts
er actually i meant lord of the fly!!!!
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I don't know what your Tolkein about
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*groan*
good call, though
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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