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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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I bought some last night (to fix somthing obviously) and It was cheap.
so cheap that the stuff didn't come out of the nozzle but the neck - all over my hands n fingers, glueing myself to the tube. even tho it was cheap it still stuck like a mother censored!!!!
I spent the best part of last night peeling it off.
It was fun.

just thought you lot would appreciate this info lol

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Yup biggrin

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Posted:
are you insane?

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Posted:
read the last 2 posts in reverse order!

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Written by: TinklePants


are you insane?




Yup biggrin

Duh! tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MynciBRONZE Member
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I wouldn't say FRD was insane..... just a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic...... or slightly deranged

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
his cheese slid off his cracker? mine too!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SethisBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I used to be afraid of the voices, but we're ok now... biggrin

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Written by: yoni


saw the pic of strugz in a bunny costume and laffed some more




dude you silly fool - thats t&b - chimeara should give you a git of a clue rolleyes

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MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
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Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Seeing as u guys seem to be masters of glue conversation, whats the best brand to fix ma shoes the soul is cummin off and I nearly fell up the train station steps as a result *hides face in hands*

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UCOFSILVER Member
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ubblol @ Strugz..... I thought that couldnt have been you either... the other person wasnt smiling like you do smile

oh.. and wasnt super glue invented for the vietnam war to stick the soldiers back together again? umm or is that just a load of bull I have been told?

DrBooBRONZE Member
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mater of Dreams. Shove a load of superglue on the sole of your shoe and then trap it in a drawer to hold it together while it sets.

Unless you really did mean the soul of your shoe.

Then you have a very different problem that may be out of the realm of superglue.

Boo x

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
ucof - i've heard similar stuff----
"ohh his legs been blown off"
"i'll fetch the prittstick"
ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
Written by: Doc Lightning


Nail polish remover is acetone. Sounds like a chemical to me! biggrin




OWW! i once melted some gloves off my hands with acetone. it hurt frown

Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


You peeled it off?

That burns like a mad thing! Its like acid!

Did you use soap, warm water and a spoon?

Works wonders smile




no! no spoons! have you never seen this educational video?

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MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
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Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
I was playing wid da poi in a YMC youth Hostel that was facing a school yard. It was about 6.00pm so.............I started playing and caught my trousers on fire, just as I was taking them off to reveal ma bare arse an entire group of school kids came back on a coach to witness me in jus a thong jumpin up and down on ma trousers with flaming poi!!!! What a great 1st experience.

Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, live your life the way that you see fit


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
whats that got to do with super glue though?
offtopic ubblol

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MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
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Location: London, United Kingdom


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ok well, lets see to turn it back onto that subject of super glue.
I tried to repair my pair of burnt trousers by cutting off the damaged section and making a hem so as to create a pair of shorts, but............. as I had in my back pack only a tube of super glue and no needle and thread the infamous glue had to surfice. How's that?

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
great biggrin hug

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
member
57 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have tried sticking the soul of my shoe back on and sort of done what Boo suggested but seeing as I am at work and un able to have a shoe balancing out of my filling cabinet draw I have put it uner the cabinet. Now it is all squished flat and still not stuck together, all you can here is me squelching as I walk round the showroom. spank

Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, live your life the way that you see fit


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
why not just buy new shoes - I know it sounds unorthadox but trust me - it works! tongue

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
or don't wear anyway....not very practical, but it feels nice!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
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Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
The idea of buying new shoes is one that unfortuantly is not one I can afford with the traveling depts that I have incurred recently. Thatnx for the tip though. Plus I like them!!!! I refuse to let them go with out a fight spank

Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, live your life the way that you see fit


MasterOfDreamsBRONZE Member
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57 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
my spelling there left alot to be desired, but it's late and I only had three hours sleep. frown

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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
ok, i'm sure we forgive you!

i know what youmean about shoes, i find it very hard to let go of shoes i've known and loved. even when they have big holes in. i think it's because you spend all day every day with them and you get kind of attached. weird i know....maybe it's just me biggrin

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: strugz


dude you silly fool - thats t&b - chimeara should give you a git of a clue rolleyes




redface redface redface

damn it's not half as funny when it's not you

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DrBooBRONZE Member
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: MasterOfDreams


I have tried sticking the soul of my shoe back on and sort of done what Boo suggested but seeing as I am at work and un able to have a shoe balancing out of my filling cabinet draw I have put it uner the cabinet. Now it is all squished flat and still not stuck together, all you can here is me squelching as I walk round the showroom. spank




Perhaps only God and the Devil are qualified to stick souls back on. angel

You maybe should have let it dry before you put it back on. Is it now stuck to your foot?
Does that help?

Aha ha - stick the sole of your shoe directly to your foot! It will probably be easier than sticking it back on the shoe. And then you don't ever have to worry about cleaning your shoes again - just keep your feet clean.
OK. That is madness.

You could try nailing it back on.
Or take it to a cobbler.

Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
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446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Hmmm... Super glue is evil. Almost stuck my fingers together once, which was pretty scary. The glue I had was wierd and wouldnt peel off, so i had a super glue covering on my fingers for about a week befoe it finally all eroded off!

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