TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:our post normally comes at about nine o clock in the morning.
The doorbell rung at 7am this morning and after a really bad sleepless night I opened the door and got handed a package from HoP - rainbow led hacky sacks (hurrah!)
So I padded back up to my bed only to realise I'd answered the door in my underwear - not my nice lacey fancy stuff - bridget jones style undies, boring, cover's all (luckily),
grey-but-used-to-be-white old granny type things I wear to bed.

Yes I was embarrassed but hell - strobing poi rock!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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greensox
greensox

newbie
Location: Northants, England
Member Since: 25th Sep 2005
Total posts: 21
Posted:haha, it's got to happen to someone.. I want some LED poi, I just have to send off for my provisional driving liscense first...

Feel good saying of the week :

*Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission*

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thelost
thelost

mmm...i feel all warm and fuzzy... 'no dude, that's your hair on fire'
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 20th Aug 2005
Total posts: 355
Posted:Wasn't the sudden chill a bit of a hint that you were a bit under-dressed? tongue
I was woken up by the doorbell once at like 6.30 from some special delivery...I knew I was only in my boxers but I didn't care because I knew that the package I was getting was more important than my own dignity biggrin


It's better to burn out than to fade away

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:exactly my theory ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:If people wanna visit me that early then they must be prepared to face the consequences (i.e. seeing me at my morning best) ubbrollsmile

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:hehehe...

"package"

biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:Yep, guys take their packages pretty seriously! biggrin

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Awww, i know how that feels!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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[Nx?]
[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:i dress specially for my postman, in high heels and boa with fat baggies and a studded leather hat.

They leave the post at the bottom of the dive now... frown

T wave

p.s. tinkle, Im back in the highlands now, wanna start the first inverness fire meet?


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Hehe!

"Package"

I honestly dont care what people think if they see me in my pj's. Usually my mind is non-existent at that time of the morning.

Besides, I got nice PJ's biggrin


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:i answered the door for pizza in nothing more than a large paper bag.

twas worth it though, they dared me a large pizza, and a large pizza i did get bounce

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:im pretty sure ive answered the door to sign for a package in a towel.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Me too! I answered the door in nothing but a towel too.

The people werent impressed though...


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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stonebender
newbie

Member Since: 20th Sep 2005
Total posts: 7
Posted:I hear that answering the door nude prevents the Jehovah Witnesses from returning.

"When intelligence enhancing drugs are developed, they will for some reason fail to work in Ottawa, Ont and Washington, D.C."
Spider Robinson


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Really?!

*note to self: answer door nude*


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:i want to answer the door to jehovas witnesses in a french maid costume.

once my (then) boyfriend answered the door to some JWs and i later wished i had wrapped a sheet around myself, walked out and say "honey, will you be long?"


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Phaerie
Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 10th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1240
Posted:i answered the door to someone who i think was trying to convert me to some kind of animal jahovas witness?? didnt really understand what was going on... went something like..

*knock knock*
*open door with towel and bleary eyed from just waking up*
<him> oh, sorry, can see you are in the middle of things *got all flustered and went bright red*
<me> things?? umm.. ok, how can i help you??
<him> <insert some kind of strange explanation about saving the animals a place in heaven>

to which i got very confused and said i had to return to "things" to which he went even redder, started stammering and left ubblol


Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:so were you *really* just waking up???

animals a place in heaven? i thought most religions didn't believe that animals had an immortal soul?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Phaerie
Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne
Member Since: 10th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1240
Posted:yup, had just woken up, was wiping the sleep out of my eyes when i said hello...

yeah, i dont know what the deal with it was... was half asleep and all i could make out was animals, heaven, reserve places. was all surreal. then his reaction to me in a towel. *laffs* just nod, smile, back away slowly and quickly slam the door!


Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:I wanna become a postman now lol, *delivers a fake package too doc*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Lmao, Phaerie. Gold.
i hate it when people try to force religion on you.
All you have to do is ask them if they want to join your cult.
Its like people and asking to touch my hair, its funny, they ask "can i pleeeeeease touch your hair?" and i say "can i touch yours?"
They dont ask again.


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:but the problem is that if someone replied "can i touch yours" id say "ok!"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:me too...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:you are talking about hair? right?....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:I hope so...

I always pretend I'm not home when guys come around handing out stupid pamphlets or wanting to sell you something.

The nude idea is still crossing my mind...


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:i remember when i was about 6, mum say some door knowckers down the street so she dragged me out into the back garden to hide until they'd gone away. i still remember vididly hiding behing the aviary and wondering what on earth mum was on about!

and then there's also mum embarrassing me with the story of some bible bashers who brought a kid with them, and friendly 3 year old me thought it was a new friend come to play!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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