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My Computer is Broken and this is my first post on Home Of Poi. Im Saying Hello To Anyone And Everyone! My Name Is Doug!
Hello! 
EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1147426771)
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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Hello Doug or J.A.C.
Nice to meet you, may i offer you some Spaghetti Bolognase and a massage? Welcome to HoP
Happy Travels
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Ello there. Clown you say...literally? If so I welcome another member of the brotherhood.
Chucks nuns
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HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Bloody clowns
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Location: London
Yay. People Replied!
Thank You Very Much For The Spaghetti *Takes Bowl And Gobbles Down Quickly* In Return I Offer You A Large Slice Of Choclate Cake, With Colourful Tasty Things On Top!
Will Go To The Thread. Thank You.
Who Goes To The Clapham Meets?
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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i go to clapham
so does pyrowill when he isn't in HELL
oh sorry, i meant hull
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Momma Bear
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hey Doug! nice to meet you, do you have a dog called Pork chop?
hug to doug! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello, welcome to HoP!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
I wear yellow on monday
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Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Hello Doug
Im Arty Farty but you can call me Sir...just kidding, Mr Sir!!
Do you like feeling a newly shaven head?
You'll find me on the dance floor
Super Gidg!!!!
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Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...
Welcome to HoP Doug!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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I go to Clapham meets
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: Kent, United Kingdom
Hey Doug i'm new to all this too! what happens at the Clapham meets?
Good luck with chatting!!
The coolest babe around!!!
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Location: Texada Island, B.C.
Hey Doug, may the spirit rise in you and encourage beautiful music resulkting in wicked weaves and turns and tricks and stalls! Check out the butterfly variations, they're my fav. especially the windmill!
Good luck!
Jenna
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Location: London
The Spirit Will Rise In Me Thanks To You Jenna. In return take some of my freshly baked chocolate cake :hug : And I Heard alot about Fine Rabid Dog from the people at Clapham Last night from pigeon. Speak Later. Doug xxXxx
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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Written by: Just Another Clown
And I Heard alot about Fine Rabid Dog from the people at Clapham Last night from pigeon.
Ya know, I thought my ears were burning
Sorry I missed you yesterday. I hate having to elave early. I'll be able to stay for the whole thing next time.
You coming to Clapham this sunday?
If so, I'll see ya there
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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s for Pigeon. Come back soon ya wazzock The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Joy! Hope that works out
I'd offer my place to ya, but its not as close to the station as other peoples.... Plus I can't take mondays off anyways....
Doug, I read somewhere that you are 16... So am I! Woooo!
And you staff. That makes you cool. Oh so very cool. Defiantly cooler than those Poi people anyways..
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Yay. Some one else my age. Yeah Im coming down this weekend to clapham. And I know Staff is unbeatable. Why do you think more people prefer it? lol
Ur Just Jealous The Little Voices Are Talking To Me.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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A lot of people here actually prefer poi... I think there's something wrong with them
See you this sunday
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I am extremely sad.
But You Will Be there in spirit. No doubt About it.
see its you 
And ofcourse people who do poi, have minor mental problems, but who doesn't?
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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So who is coming down to clapham this sunday?!?!
Just Another Clown
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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psst, check the clapham thread in events performances & gatherings. You're far more likely to get a response than asking in your intro thread.
well, a response other than
anyway...i'm gonna be there saturday i reckon
maybe sunday, but very possibly not.
its getting colder now. Moreso as the seasons progress we shall huddle in our houses in fear of the ice creatures. And drink hot chocolate as we do so. Mmmm hot chocolate...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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hope you have fun on the site, sorry i been
as for the hot chocolate
not forgetting the marshmallows!!!! oh and...........have lots of
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Written by: simian
i go to clapham
so does pyrowill when he isn't in HELL
oh sorry, i meant hull
Its not as bad as Russia
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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S'up dude.
Twas good to meet you this weekend
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Yeah. It was. And I dnt think I will be able to make it this weekend. Might make it at like 7:30 but i dnt think before hand.
We gotta get so many people to come for the final meet.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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I can't come at all this weeked
But yes, advertising the final one = Good thing
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Its not as bad as Russia
According to channel 4 it's the least desirable city to live in, in the whole of the UK. And that's including South Wales
Meh
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Location: London
OI! South Wales is very nice. It has a really nice chinese restaurant in cardiff opposite the millennium stadium, so
Yes. It is our mission to advertise our cause to the world.
COME TO THE FINAL POI IN THE PARK!!!!
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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Location: London
Ok Here is more.
Name: Douglas J M Wheatcroft
Location: Wimbledon.The place where the big tennis thing is.
Hometown:Wimbledon
DOB:21.4.89
Age: 16
Sex:Male
Occupation(s): Student + Chocoholic
Favorite Food(s): Chocolate, Ice Cream, Cookies
Favorite Color(s): Blue Green And red
Toys: Staff. Devilsticks. Contact Ball.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Rugby. Music.
Education: Good......so far
Favorite Book(s): Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams.
Discworld Novels
Favorite Movie(s): Spirited Away.
Ghost In A Shell
Nightmare Before Christmas
Howl's Moving Castle
Favorite TV show(s): How To Make Your Own Country By Danny Wallace
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Travel The World.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire.
The John Butler Trio
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Hagan dazzz Strawberry
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) Marmite
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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