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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
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Posted:John invited his mum over for dinner and, his mother couldn`t help noticing how handsome John`s roommate was. She'd long been suspicious of Johns` sexual orientation and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more going on between John and his roommate. Reading his mom`s thoughts, John said

"I know what you must be thinking, but I really, Mark and I are just roommates."

A week later, Mark said to John, "Ever since your mum came to dinner, I cant find the silver cake slicer. You don`t suppose she took it do you?"

"Well I doubt it, but I`ll call her" said John

So he called her

"Mum I`m not saying you did take the silver cake slicer, and I`m not saying you did'nt take the cake slicer, but its been missing ever since you were here.

so his mum said

"I`m not saying that you do sleep with Mark, and I`m not saying that you dont sleep with Mark, but if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the cake slicer by now"

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
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Posted:lol smile

very good smile



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Better than average... I'd say 7/10 biggrin

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Posted:WICKED HUNNY! lolsign lolsign lolsign

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Posted:lolsign nuff said


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Posted:ooh... that's evil!!! but an awesome joke!!!


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call the butt suregeons...
thats pure gold

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Posted:greaty gag m8 , but theres a jokes thread that that belongs in, lets keep HOP tidy!

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