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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:John invited his mum over for dinner and, his mother couldn`t help noticing how handsome John`s roommate was. She'd long been suspicious of Johns` sexual orientation and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more going on between John and his roommate. Reading his mom`s thoughts, John said



"I know what you must be thinking, but I really, Mark and I are just roommates."



A week later, Mark said to John, "Ever since your mum came to dinner, I cant find the silver cake slicer. You don`t suppose she took it do you?"



"Well I doubt it, but I`ll call her" said John



So he called her



"Mum I`m not saying you did take the silver cake slicer, and I`m not saying you did'nt take the cake slicer, but its been missing ever since you were here.



so his mum said



"I`m not saying that you do sleep with Mark, and I`m not saying that you dont sleep with Mark, but if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the cake slicer by now"


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

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Posted:lol smile

very good smile


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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

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Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:*laughs*

Better than average... I'd say 7/10 biggrin


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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

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Total posts: 1588
Posted:WICKED HUNNY! lolsign lolsign lolsign

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Sdrawkcab
BRONZE Member since May 2005

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Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne

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Posted:lolsign nuff said

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:ooh... that's evil!!! but an awesome joke!!!

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Sakura_Moon


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Posted:LMAO
call the butt suregeons...
thats pure gold


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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

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Posted:greaty gag m8 , but theres a jokes thread that that belongs in, lets keep HOP tidy!

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