• All Purchases made this month instantly go into the draw to win a USD $ 100.00 credit to your HoP account.
 

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/4167628.stm
br>
You just have to love Britain, and how well Labour is tackling crime.

Of course there's crime everywhere, but I'm upping and leaving this country as soon as humanly possible. (When mummy lets me...)


Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete Topic

Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:...

Chavs should be shot on sight...

(BTW for all you sensitive and offended people, that was a joke umm )


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Delete

Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:I woulda used the acceleator never mind my mobile phone

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

Delete

Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:funny, i'm trying to enter your country, altho look where i'm coming from....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

Delete

Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Brit-Joe: ROFLMAO, Good idea wink

Kyrian: Come live in the North, it's a bit better here... Less guns...


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Delete

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Written by: Brit_Joe

I woulda used the acceleator never mind my mobile phone



Don't forget -

As soon as she harms one of those poor, misunderstood, little angels they'll throw the book at her.

... and give the scum medals.



Kyrian - I once asked an American, "what's wrong with Michigan", and he gave me the "what's right with Michigan" nonsense. :\


Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete

Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Yeah but even if you drive at a slowish speed no one will stand there and let there legs get broken, they will move out the way


tadaaa


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

Delete

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:"Been hurt by the car you were trying to smash-up? If so, call Accident Lawyers direct on 0900-comp-culture"

Compensation Culture!


Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete

Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Nah they would move, no one can stand infront of a car and not move, you cant just egnore your brain when its screaming 'MOVE OUT THE WAY OF THAT CAR ARRGGH!'

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

Delete

Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:If it's only going slowly then you can jump on the bonnet and start smashing the windscreen with a bar...

Accelerate fast, then maybe you'll disable some of them long enough to let the police arrest them. As long as you're doing less than 30, then you can't be prosecuted for hitting someone who just stands in the way.

That reminds me, I was in a car driving through Ferryhill the other day and this kid (not older than 11) was standing literally in the middle of the road, with the traffic going either side of him. His mates were standing on the pavement, laughing.

When I was his age (7 years ago) "Go play in the traffic" was an insult, rather than something we'd suggest to a friend... umm


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Delete

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Written by: Sethis

If it's only going slowly then you can jump on the bonnet and start smashing the windscreen with a bar...

Accelerate fast, then maybe you'll disable some of them long enough to let the police arrest them. As long as you're doing less than 30, then you can't be prosecuted for hitting someone who just stands in the way.

That reminds me, I was in a car driving through Ferryhill the other day and this kid (not older than 11) was standing literally in the middle of the road, with the traffic going either side of him. His mates were standing on the pavement, laughing.

When I was his age (7 years ago) "Go play in the traffic" was an insult, rather than something we'd suggest to a friend... umm



ubblol

I remember when driving through Liverpool one day in my mate car. These scallies walked across the road with total disregard to drivers ( "we're 'ard respect us like"), so my mate accelerated toward them, and they all ran like frightened children.

He also managed to clip one of their knees.

smile


Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete

weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:Written by: Sethis

That reminds me, I was in a car driving through Ferryhill the other day and this kid (not older than 11) was standing literally in the middle of the road, with the traffic going either side of him. His mates were standing on the pavement, laughing.




I think I see a future Darwin Award recipient in the making. ubblol


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

Delete

Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:I was thinking about markington, harrogate, or york tongue North enough?

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

Delete

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Harrogate is uber-post.

Never heard of Markington.

York is just lovely.

But the main thing - (thanks to multimap, I know where Markington is!) they are all in Yorkshire! The best county this country has to offer! You'll find Northerners far more pleasent and welcoming than them southerners.

[/end yorkshire bias]


Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete

Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:Yes, yes, yorkshire is beautiful. And I know they are all there, because, well, um, I've fallen for a boy at york uni, yknow, and.... um, being closer rather than further is good.....

plus its really really cheap! col in york is much cheaper than even cheap places in america.... (cmon people, your tv, car, etc, are not nesc col...)

erm, what does "uber-post" mean, tho?

<-- not a brit, sadly


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

Delete

Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:Haha, I meant "Uber-posh". >.>

Willy - is bad for your health...

Delete

Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:that makes soooo much more sense ubblol

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

Delete

Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Written by: Lemonkey

I remember when driving through Liverpool one day in my mate car. These scallies walked across the road with total disregard to drivers ( "we're 'ard respect us like"), so my mate accelerated toward them, and they all ran like frightened children.

He also managed to clip one of their knees.

smile



ROFLMAO... Repeatedly.

Well done that man. That's the way to do it, now you just need scythed wheels ubblol


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Delete


Similar Topics

Using the keywords [rule britannia] we found the following similar topics.
1. Forums > HoP shall rule the world! [26 replies]
2. Forums > the offside rule explained (for girls) [25 replies]
3. Forums > The Golden Rule [14 replies]
4. Forums > Rule Britannia! [17 replies]
5. Learn > Juggling > Contact Ball Juggling > The Basic Cradle *help/resource the number one rule of contact juggling  do everything...

     Show more..