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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:My mums partner showed me a poem the other night that he wrote about me, I can't stop giggling at so I thought I'd share smile
It's written from my point of view, aimed at my mum.

I think that you are smelly for asking much of me,
You know I've got so much to do that little time is free,
I'm thinking thoughts that you could never understand,
While my MP3 is playing tracks of my favourite band,

I think that you are smelly for nagging me each day,
To do the chores I know will never go away,
What difference does it make if I don't do what you ask,
For tomorrow you'll just nag again to do the same old tasks,

I think that you are smelly for my interenet to end,
I never get enough enough time for all my messages to send,
Why can't you understand that the computer is my friend,
And all online relationships need much time for me to tend,

I think that you are smelly for nto seeing things my way,
Just because I've told you of a meet I have today,
It's not my fault the place it two hundered miles away,
And in a tent within a muddy feild is where I'm going to stay


It's still a work in progress apparently.
I personally don't like it. It makes me sound like a typical teenager who never cleans her room, spends too much time on the internet, and who buggers off in a tent for the weekend all the time... *cough* wink

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:te he he.....smelly!!

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.



Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Lol, that's great... looking forward to seeing the finished version biggrin

Getting to the other side smile



Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Lovley line to repeat there.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.




Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663


lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:that was funny.
dont worry though i'm probably worse lol my room is never clean.

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


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