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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
the aim of the game is to make a story about frotunate unfortunate events

eg. sally went the the shop
unfortunately she forgot to bring money
fortunately mrs potts from number 42 lent her some
unfortunately.....etc etc etc

ok
one day tom ordered some poi

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
unfortunatley he had no arms to spin with

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Melemelmember
114 posts
Location: South-west,UK


Posted:
Well that just about wraps this thread up..

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yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
fortunately he borrowed some off a friend

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

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yoniGOLD Member
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3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
fortunately he was booga out of tank girl

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
unfortunatley this meant that he could only function with a large portion of sex and beer

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
fortunately there was plent of that around

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Fortunatley, they ate each other

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately there was one left over

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
fortunatley, he got stepped on

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Fortunately, he had his poi to calm him down

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MiGGOLD Member
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3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
fortunately, he fell into a vat of beer, which put the flames out

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FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:

unfortunately, this rendered the beer undrinkable...

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weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
unfortunately, they then tried to drink the beer

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately, due to everyones lack of memory, dogs and cats were not fed, so intently they breaded with each other to eat their offspring

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Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately the new cogs and dats, as they were known, took up fire spinning that they were utterly use-less at

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Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately some rich tart wanted to wear real fur, so sewed the skins of the cogs and dats together, making the most repulsive coat in hull (which is some task)

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weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
fortunately, no one would talk to her since she smelled like singed dog and cat fur

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunalty the cogdat coat came alive!!

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Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
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933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
fortunatly it couldnt walk

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QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Unfortunately, it could fly and shoot lasers from all 17 of it's eyes.

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
fortunately the lasers hit a mirror and reflected into its eyes, burning them out

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_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
unfortunantely it could still fly and it had backup lasers coming from its feet (of which it had 42)

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
fortunately it flew into a helicopter and cut it's feet off (all 42 of them)

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Arty FartyBRONZE Member
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom


Posted:
unfortunately, the coat was so repulsive that is remained capable of making people vomit to their near death when it approached them

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
fortunately it made its way to the guide dog society and no-one could see it

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
You've come across this too? ubbrollsmile cool I used to play this on trips in quite early childhood. Now being isn lateish childhood I haven't played it in months. :P

Unfortunately this allowed it to sneak up on people and whack them with it's stumps, causing much pain and confusion.

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Unfortunately, an innocent passer-by, named Fred, was walking under the window and the coat landed on his head such that his head was stuck up one of the sleeves.

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jinvincibleGOLD Member
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA


Posted:
Fortunately, the hat Fred was wearing was made entirely of unstable proto-cheese, and upon coming into contact with the horrid catdog coat, the two anihilated each other in a fantastic flash of light. Leaving Fred hatless, but only slightly singed.

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Fortunatly he went insane in a fairly harmless sort of way and sat down with only the intention of brubling at passersby for the next week and a quarter.

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QuadDamagemember
130 posts
Location: Norwich


Posted:
Unfortunately, none of the passers by understood what brubling was, so they ignored him in the way that they might ignore a wet paint sign or a big issue salesman.

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