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Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

"Listen, I'm not very good at this. But the good news is that I'm too drunk to have sex with you anyway. So I guess what I'm hoping for here is an hour or so of good conversation, followed by you and I going back to my apartment to slow dance to Bad English's 'When I See You Smile' before falling asleep. Then we'll wake up, go to the diner by my place, and have some eggs. Then sometime next week we'll get together again, I'll get you nice and drunk, and I will basically attack you with my sexual organs."

-jason mulgrew ubblol

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

I got a "you must be a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over you" a while ago. It didn't work, so better not try on anyone wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom

"My name's Martin, that's all you need to know." worked once. I've never been brave enough to try it again since though! ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees

best one i've found that works

if you approach your target and simply say.....................

"look i'm a bit shy and don't normally do this but you see that bunch of people behind me? ( can be ANY group of people) they've bet me i cant get the number of the cutest woman in here, please help me prove them wrong" ubbangel

Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
449 posts
Location: Australia

"I'd like to verb you, because a verb is a doing word"

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees

"mmmmmmmmm you smell nice...................been down the gym?" ubblol hahahaha

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam

I once used 'Fancy a Chinese...?' spank

Now when I said 'Once' I meant it was the first and only time I've used that or any other chat-up lince since.. redface

Oh how young and naive I was! shrug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA



"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

"Hey. Um... I'm really bad at this sort of thing. The only pickup line I have is one my friend told me..."

"Lets hear it"

"Erm... I'm Oscar Schindler and I'm putting you on my list"

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

and for a guy to a girl: "I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the straw"


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

FoxInDocsSILVER Member
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

in reply to "excuse me, have you got the time?"

"sure, have you got the energy?"

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

MedusaSILVER Member
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia

The worst one I ever got wasn't so honest, more just really gross.

Guy: "You've got spanner eyes"
Me: "huh?"
Guy: "Everytime you look at me my nuts tighten!"

That guy did not pick up that night with me needless to say :P

FireNixBRONZE Member
old hand
904 posts
Location: India/Bristol

This one worked for me this Summer, with someone who for some reason was more than slightly agressive towards me.
'So when are we gonna stop arguing and have some angry Sex...just get it out of the way!!'...and it was!!

Feel the Flame

jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Hmm, this is somewhat fitting.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK

Most honest pick up line I heard on Friday night:

"I want your number".


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

MagsKatBRONZE Member
Don't feed her cookies
113 posts
Location: Surrey side, United Kingdom

not so much a pick up line but..

'i feel a thing.. maybe you feel a thing? Lets have mexican!'

'lets have coffee.. it's not a date.. it just a caffinated beverage'

Formally known as kat224

We are not friends.. we never were.. but if i was part of your life then i thank you

Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom

The best one has to be - HOW YOU DOIN by Joey Tribiani. peace

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.

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