HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom

Okay. New game for you HoPers! All you have to do is the following:

First Name
1)Take the first three letters of your real last name.
2)Take the first two letters of your first name.

For example: John Smith would be Smijo

Last Name:
1) Take the first two letters of your mum's maiden name
2) Take the first three letters of the town you live in

For example: If John Smith's Mum had a maiden name of Leninger, and John lives in London, it would be: Lelon

Ending up as: Smijo Lelon.

My name is Halma Systo, what's yours?

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

I wasnt happy at all with darth maul, he never had any lines I dont think it made him so one dimensional

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom

Bresa Crash - hmm dunno kinda boring isnt it? smile

I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

Fire Taigermember
105 posts

but darth maul looked hella cool. and he did kill qui gon, that can't be easy. i do agree that he needed more lines. you didn't get a feel for him at all beyond that he had a cool light saber and fancy face paint.

The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns

BlayzeSILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA

Kuhti Racal...
soon to be
Bulti Racal.

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

220 posts
Location: The village of Edinburgh

no one can defend Darth Maul. So what he killed one hippy? So what he had call face paint?

His name DOESN'T WORK!


see? he's not a real sith. This was Lucas's clue to us.

now Darth Ner Tube however...

The insults of your enemy are a tribute to your bravery wink

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

sunbird is carja weedi

A relation to jarjar? lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Thojo Milin

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

mine is THE GAME! only joking its "coljo comil"

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Mccda Phman

Doesn't make much sense really

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

it does to those who have the force

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

6,650 posts

Heito Hemn

(btw sense is in the eye of the beholder, try the part after "Mc ...")

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

Invader XanSILVER Member
Your friendly neighbourhood mad scientist
479 posts
Location: Over the hills and far away, United Kingdom

Hamma Bynot

Sounds more like something yout order at the bar in Mos Eisley Cantina if you ask me... biggrin
EDITED_BY: Invader Xan (1181520671)

"Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art."
--Konstantin Stanislavisky

BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Angbr FlMel

Sounds more like an Ewokian cuss word.


Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia

hi.. im Coope Bumel.. nice to meet you tongue


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand

Mcnge Wihal eek

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia

how did i miss this when it first happened?

*looks at date* ah! I was in Europe!

Anyways, I'd be:

Keabe Nimel
Keabe Nigee (cos I'm currently at my parents' house)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Embyu Gipal

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK

TowRo EdChe

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom

Sheel Shrud umm
Or Sheel Shnor if I use the bigger town

either way i sound like Jaja's vagrant aunt ubblol

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

pikme bredi

I feel like a easy munching breakfast cereal. frown

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

DentrassiGOLD Member
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia

holed robri?

sounds like a type a recipe to me ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

squarefishSILVER Member
(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
403 posts
Location: the state of flux, Ireland

Curma Yodub

Sounds like either a yoghurt variety or a DJ

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