TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible