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475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
One does not simply Jesus into mordor
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
It's black gates are gaurded by more than just Jesus....?
Is this what we're doing? Does this belong in Discussion as a opposed to Chat?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
Let's kick it JESUS style!
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Have you seen Jesus? Big grey beard po-inty haaat...
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
No one tosses a Jesus!
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
you have my bow, and my jesus! lol this is fun
oh and skell its noBody not no one, who's a bigger lotr geek now!
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addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Its Jesus bread. One prayer will fill the stomach of a grown man
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
We'll put it away, never speak of it again, no one know its Jesus do they Gandalf???
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Whoosh
over my head?!?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
There is Jesus there that does not sleep
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Get them up Jesus...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Not all of the Jesus were accounted for. You dont know who could be watcing!
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*wanders off to read simarlion*
and jesus was the last of ugulant's spawn
back
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
ahhhhhh, cant keep up with all the LOTR references!
Who's down with G.O.D ?
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
in beleriland in those days jesus walked
i'm with my own people!
Quid Pro Quo
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UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Nobody f'ks with the Jesus!
Admittedly not entirely with the rules...
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
remember... keep jesus secret, keep jesus safe!!
Jesus, you fools!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Its a Jesus........ Swords are no more use here. This foe is beyond any of us.
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
i want to see jesus frodo m'lad
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addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Whats that?
Its a jesus
They come in jesus's?
I'M GETTING ONE
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
"We're sitting on the field of victory, having a well deserved jesus."
"Show us the meaning of haste, jesus."
Jesus had corrupted his mind, until it was poisoned against all that was right
"They have a Jesus"
"Their armour is weak at the neck and the jesus"
Sorry, most aren't verbatim, but the memory is a little off today
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
but what aboout jesus?
youve had jesus
first jesus yes but what about second jesus?
i dont think he knows about second jesus
back
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
the nasty hobits's stole it....they stole our jesus
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Three Rings for Jesus-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords intheir halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark Jesus
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all in and in the Jesus bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Jesus's lie.
What the flaming Jesus fish?
Half-grown Jesus, the hole-dwellers.
Chucks nuns
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Jesus was a stoner. Check the hair.
Shush. your ruining the thread.
Plus. jesus was middle eastern. his hair would have been frizzy and curly not blonde and straight like in the greek bastardisation of him
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Some sage advice from the joker...
Never rub another man's Jesus.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey
Some sage advice from the joker...
Never rub another man's Jesus.
*Falls over laughing*
your wit never fails to amaze me mr bov.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
I'll take him, for I am the faster Jesus.
begging your pardon sir, but I ain't been dropping no Jesus. Sure I heard a lot about the end of the Jesus, and a dark Jesus, and a jesus, but I won't be telling Jesus
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I am so Jesus...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Chucks nuns
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