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so i have a fan to cool us down in the heat.
Lauz has decided to make the fan her best friend. she has told the fan that i am a loner, that it shouldn't talk to me as i am mean and i will kill it, she wants the fan to come to the clapham poi meet. i really think she's is about to ask the fan for a date...
my dad even joined in and called me a rampant fan murderer.Lauz also asked the fan why it was in a cage and if it was dangerous. the fan is now call Fred Henry Aton (henry after FRD, i'd run if i was you she is obsessed.)
apparently Fred wants to join HoP coz you are all nice people. Fred would like to learn to juggle and fire staff so if anyone wishes to teach him please let lauz know. I'm sure she will be practically wetting herself with excitement. i have been informed that he is good at fire poi.
thank-you all for taking the time to read about lauz's insanity. she is currently fighting the men in white coats saying she doesn't need a new jacket.
THWACK!!!!
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bad ones are always the funniest though. THWACK!!!!
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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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fredricka!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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that is funny. THWACK!!!!
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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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Fredarina!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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thanks babe. i really needed cheering up. 
THWACK!!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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hehe i know the sectet
will the fans get married?
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Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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no coz one is broken
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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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i thought it wasn't so brocken now
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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no it is broken. we are getting a new one tomorrow
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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oh well
i don't need one we just had a huge storm and it was much fun
i love summer rain
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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well i think the new fan should be called christian hmmmm then there will be william (the 1st who sadly passed away after 2 days)
fred (who will be off to fan heaven shortly)
and then we can have christian or blake
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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who's in fan hell
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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hmmmmm all the fan murderers!!!!!
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*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
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shouldn't they be in normall hell 'cos fan hell would be for evil fans
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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no fan murderers and evil fans who try to take over the world go to fan hell where they are totured by fellow fans!
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*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
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what about people who save and fix fans do they go to fan heaven or normall heaven
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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depends if there good as normal humans then human heaven but otherwise just fan heaven
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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what if hitler had saved lots of fans would he go to normall hell or fan heaven?
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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fan heaven but if he tried anything dodgy there he's get sent straight down !
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neither. he is in limbo.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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i feel he should get worse than just limbo
commiting genocide and then getting saved fom eternal tourment just by being handy with a screwdriver
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well fan heaven is great for fans but think it probs wouldnt be all that great for people all the silence
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
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ahh so fan heaven is people hell
then why do good people who save fans go to fan heaven?
sorry am i thinking about this too much
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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hitler was a megalomanic. UNLIKE ME!!!
THWACK!!!!
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i'm not sure young one the questions lay within the fan god himself you must seek his guidance!
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*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Carpal \'Tunnel
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i don't know where to seek
is it in the mountains from that wicked film zu warriors which everyone should watch
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
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im not sure if it from the film but it is in the mountains near china
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madness
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
what the hymalayas (yes i kow i spelt it wrong)
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
hehehe.
and you are part of the madness my child
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
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*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
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