monkeys ate my brain
"Don't do it naked!"
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"If you light a man a fire he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!"
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."