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Location: Bristol

k,not that i am,but iv had this convo a few times now with various peple,

seemingly unrelated peeple too,thus provining the popularity of it...

but if u had ur perfect kid,and i mean PERFECT,with chrome alloys and leather interior an all that..

(still talking about children)

What would u call it?

im surprisingly interested in this,altho its funny how the subject is usually brouhgt up by the female side odf society,but hey, i reckon a nice name for my future girl is Rain.

i do have more,but they get 'less ordinary'


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for a boy: 3.14159265358979323846...

for a girl : 2.71828182845904523536...

for a pet : 1.61803398874989484820...

and by no means will they have ANY nickname.

this is why I should be forcibly neutered...

that and the fact that that(^) was totally from memory...

and the fact that I used the word "that" three times in that (and this) sentence...

...kill me.

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NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
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Location: Lake District UK

Boy: Peter

Girl: Rachel

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ParafinfairySILVER Member
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Location: Adelaide, Australia

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If its a boy: "Richard"
If its a girl: "Judy"



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91 posts
Location: Bristol


i was readin a few of these and i liked the name honey,for a girl, i mean obviously itz harder to find a masculine equivelant,what would this be,like marmite or peanut butter?

but anyway,kudos to who posted that,im gunna go off an have a baby just so i can use it,that is,with ur permission of course?

in my excitement i forgot to look at the poster,how embarrasing smile

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nomeSILVER Member
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Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom

Siobhan for a girl (moto for short), or Stephanie
Calum for a boy.

NateBRONZE Member
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

girl utsumi
boy.ryu or something japanese

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SethisBRONZE Member
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Location: York University, United Kingdom

I think our children will have an uprising because of what we choose to name them...

Guy: Asur, Russ

Girl: Isha, Lileath

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alvheidfairy of light
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Location: Bergen, Norway

when I have children they will get old norwegian names smile
boy: runar, trym, brage, viljar or steinar
girl: alvheid (yes, my middle name), liv or embla
or maybe something else, but it has to be old norwegian tongue

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
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Location: Tas, Aus

boy: isaac, mendle,reuban, judah, nico or tobias
girl: xanthe, mirriam, azra, naniva, estelle or anna

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The Tea FairySILVER Member
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Location: Behind you...

Lily for a girl, after my grandmother. If I had a girl and a boy, I've always quite fancied calling them Indica and Sativa. I think they're pretty names, plus not many kids are named after cannabis plants! I also like Seth, Tristan, Poppy, Faith... the pretty exotic names.

I feel sorry for people named after cars.

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DuncGOLD Member
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom

[QUOTE]I feel sorry for people named after cars[/QUOTE]

I think the cars may originally have been named after people wink

I'm due to have a baby at the end of August, and although we have ideas what to name him we're not really sure. Thing is, until he actually pops out who knows what he'll be called, we might have chosen a name that just doesn't suit him! And don't forget, what you want to call your kid may not agree with what your partner wants to call them wink


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Groovy_DreamSILVER Member
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Location: Australia

I've always liked the name Misha. It's unusual, but easy to remember and sounds good.

TheSilverShadowBRONZE Member
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Location: Time is the Fire in which we burn, United Kingdom

my baby girl is called charlie ubblove
if she hhad been a boy though i like gabriel (sp)

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squarexbearSILVER Member
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Location: Hastings, UK

boy - mobius / jefferson
girl - roxy / verity

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia

Girl; Morgana Scarlett. but I d love the name Carmen.

Boy: Rohan Dane. But I love the name Archer.

Actually, my pen-name is Morgana Archer (needed one for my exams last year)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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Location: South-west,UK

Scarlett is a great name. Lots of unusual suggestions in this thread. My son is called Reef - hes five now and ive yet to meet another.. Also cool as we get free stickers and stuff from Reef the skate company!

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Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom

Boy: Darwin.
Girl: Charm.

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~Leah~GOLD Member
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Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia

Girl, Nyla
Boy, Byron, Jay

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MedusaSILVER Member
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Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia

Etan: You don't happen to play one of those fight games in the arcades (can't remember the name of it) cause both those names come from the game that I am trying to remember.....

Girl: Dian, Jauvette
Boy: Seth, Sebastion

MynciBRONZE Member
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Don't think I am cruel enough to visit the spawn of my evil upon the universe.......
but if I did

Boy: Heath, Fantus

Girl: Lyra,

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

91 posts
Location: Bristol

how about... the Hulk ubblol

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PsyriSILVER Member
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Location: Berkshire, UK

mynci u been reading Northern Lights?

so yeah

boy- Matthew
girl- Sephra

vanizeSILVER Member
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA

I can't come up with any good boy names, but for a girl, I like Arcadia a lot.


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spritieSILVER Member
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

For a girl, I'd like Alexa. For a boy, it's Tyler.

Oddly enough, I've had a daughter, but no one told me I could name her before giving her up for adoption, so her name was left as baby spratt on the birth certificate for the adoptive parents to pick their own.

4,308 posts
Location: York, England

bugger, i posted on this, where did it go??

well, everyone has some cool ideas.... smile

girls: Miriam a second one would be alexia or natalia.

boys: tristan, darren, avi, matthew, mikhail, and if i had twins they would be ari & avi
percy is cool too

my friend wants to name fis firstborn son random (randy for short)

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Sic Kittymember
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Location: Richlands, North Carolina, USA

Well...I've got one of each. Heather and Kyran.
I quite like Kyran, but Heather...well let's just say I didn't choose that one. If I did her name would have been Aurora. But I like Aleana too.

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Location: Bloomfield Indiana. USA

Boy- Devin

Girl: Naomi

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia

Boy: Zeke, Xavier, Kai, Tyler, Darian
Girl: Kairi, Aiko, Yuna, Samara, Sora, Rei, Mikke, Hotaru

I realy like different names, especially Japanese ones.
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girl: azra, khya

boy: aodh, tobias, myka

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91 posts
Location: Bristol

Carloss ubbrollsmile

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just my little joke. As always.


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