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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
What ever would we do without it? It keeps our bums smelling lovely and clean.
Let us take a moment to sit and reflect on the wonder that is TP.
Or mabey sparkey just needs to go to bed.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Or to the baffroom...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
actually, toilet paper doesnt help with the smell... it just wipes away the stuff that may smell.
looking at the title, i thought this was going to be another one of those 'scrunch or fold' debates.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Bad lightning! You're not eating your vegetables!
.:colapses in tears:.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hmmm...I don't seem to recall a scrunch or fold debate on HOP.
I'm a hybrid... I fold and then scrunch.
Oh, and Sparkey, *wiping Sparkey's tears* I'm a vegetarian! I had a veggie stir-fry with a p-nutttt/ginnngerrr sauce tonight.
Veggies make toilet time poop-a-licious!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW
AHAHAH!!!
Wow Doc, im also vegetarian.... but i cant say i enjoy toilet time as much as you seem to.
Dont get me wrong though! I do look forward to a good dump, but i wouldn't say it is..eh hem
"poop -a-licious"
Has anyone else ever experineced the "dissapearing poop"??
The one where you drop a good one, but when you look its gone!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
oh dear god
men!
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia
Oh you think this is bad you should have spoken to my ex....he was rapt in what came out of his butt....strange....
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
he wrapped himself in buttal excretia? that is strange :P
A mate of mine and i nearly wrote a book (while drunk) about everything you need to know, but was to scared to ask about going to take a dump. but then we sobered, and couldnt be bothered.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you really appreciate toilet paper in a country where you have to carry a packet of tissues around with you at all times because even in a cafe or the national theatre - if there is toilet paper provided, you are lucky!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
australia, the lucky country.............
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Toilet paper can make a good present. When we have lots of people over we seem to go through stupid amounts of paper. Like do people save their dumps for our house. Is it Like when you take your dog for a walk so it does it on someone elses verge (I dont do this, I dont have a dog)
So when we go to friends houses who have lots of people over all the time a 9 pack of sorbent is always appreciated and 2L of milk.
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member
109 posts
Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom
I've been travelling in India for the last 3 months......
Toilet Paper is readily available....yet Indians Choose not to use it....
I did....
It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
really, the best way to escribe this thread is
that is all
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Inventor
117 posts
Location: Australia
Toilet paper definately suppresses butt smells... If you get some toilet paper and rub it around in your hands, they smell... different.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i wont ask how/why you know that....
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
That's... a very odd kind of tiolet paper.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
correction: that is brilliant loo paper
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Leaving the interesting graphics aside, WHY DOES IT COME IN A CAN??? What?? A Can!!
What kind of country doesn't let you take a dump without a tin-opener being readily available???
(I'm a folder, myself)
*Realises that he's just posted on the internet how he uses toilet paper*
*Runs off into the far distance screaming*
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: Gnorc
Like do people save their dumps for our house. Is it Like when you take your dog for a walk so it does it on someone elses verge (I dont do this, I dont have a dog)
I hope that wasn't aimed at us in particular!! Just be glad that Ben and I wern't doing our detox at your house... Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
i have a flatmate that seems to go through about four a week.
and shes tiny!!!
Love is the law.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Vegetarians poop a lot.
As one of my gastroenterology attendings once said: "there is nothing as underrated as a good bowel movement."
It's true. We all give thanks before eating, but if the hole at the other end is stopped up, bad stuff happens!
Oh, and Bumfro, yeah disappearing poops are mysterious. My least favorite is the "painful poop" where you could swear it came out sideways!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kinds of Poopies (https://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/kindsofpoopies.html)
Right... it had to be done.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
The funniest thing about that whole page Lightning is they insist on calling them Poopies!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
That's what we call it in Pediatrics. Well, we call it "poop." The adult docs are so sedate... they call it "stool."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Girls wipe more than boys
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
seconded. grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
as for the can question its easy enough to undo, but helps with shipping.
the only thing that makes me go
is an image of some one going to the loo, pulling a bit off ready to wipe and get that excited that they have found a new position to try, and runs off to give the misses a nice suprise while forgetting to wipe Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
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