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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Only 60% of people in internet chat rooms actually laugh out loud when they type LOL. Significantly fewer roll on the floor laughing, approximately 12%, though its hard to measure as they generally fall out of view of the web cams used to gather the information. But, by far the most disturbing trend is the 5% to 6% of the Internet Chat Room Populace that have begun to laugh their asses off. ER rooms in America & A&E in Britain have reported a 4 fold increase in the amount of Internet Related Ass Prosthesis (IRAP). The problem is compounded by huge numbers of people falsely claiming to LMAO & causing a misdirection of essential ass saving resouces. So the next time you read a pithy comment on an internet chat room/bulletin board - THINK before you TYPE.

ubblol ?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:*ROFLMAO*

A trained paramedic jumps in, having been waiting for this moment, and administers EAR* before running and hiding back behind the sofa...

*Emergency Ass Reattachment


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

Only 60% of people in internet chat rooms actually laugh out loud when they type LOL.

ubblol ?



In the netherlands the word lol means fun; we're having fun is in dutch we hebben lol...
so I thing 40 %of the tested persons mean the dutch word... ubblol


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Ahha! That's what LMAO means.

Ok.

I fully admit to using lol inappropriately. Bah. For shame spank

Tis another example of the bastardisation of the language. Puh rolleyes biggrin


Getting to the other side smile

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:hehe! i didnt know either! and i say lol too even though it bugs me when other people do so i really should stop it

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I say lol far to much.... *hangs head in shame*

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:it's k hunny. don't be ashamed until you're said it out loud in public...

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Never done that biggrin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:me neither, but i dont use lol enough, i only use ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Delirium_Star


Delirium_Star

member
Location: Portsmouth

Total posts: 73
Posted:*falls of chair giggling*

+Delirium_57412+

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:now that brought on a smile ubblol infact i am going to keep that. Thankyou hug hug hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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heyahoney
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

heyahoney

Redneck Woman
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw

Total posts: 566
Posted:i use lol...but i only use when i am laughing.....

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:i use tcp...but only when i'm in pain/in fected/in dire need of in toxication

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:I *never* use the term 'lol', it makes me shudder. I speek english, not acronymic.

Very amusing in any case.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:is acronymic actually a word?! think it should be in any case ubblol

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*considers trawling through threads to find sparkey using an acronmim bet youv'e used btb somewhere*

anyway roflmaoshmrcaisb

(rolling on floor laughing my ass off so hard my ribs crack and i stop breathing)


back

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munkypunks
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 367
Posted:
ubblol ubblol

Did our tax dollars pay for this study???


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:rotflmaoshtmcsomn
(roll on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that milk comes spurting out my nose)

*entire hospital leaps out from behind furniture*


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:lol... YES, I did laugh... and people looked at me strangely, suppose thats the problem with being at school... anywho!

Occasionly I use the term lol when I didnt actually laugh, I need to use the smiling emoticon more...

And, I am yet to laugh my ass off... last I checked I still had one... although laughing your ass off, could be a good alternative to plastic surgery smile

Oh, and *hand MiG some paper towel* can you PLEASE clean up that milk...


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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:*giggles quietly*

(the medic glances around from watching "The Good Life" re-runs, sees it's a false alarm and turns back)


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:So this reminds me of a joke.

There was a young man who was born with a platinum screw (phillips head) in his navel. As you can imagine, this was rather embarassing and made public swimming rather akward, and necessitated some explaining in romantic encounters.

Every night he would go out and pray 'please take this screw out of my navel!'

And one night, as he prayed in the silver light of the moon, a platinum hand came down from the heavens holding a platinum screwdriver (phillips head) which turned (counter-clockwise) the screw in the young man's navel. It was quite long, it turned out, and it came out gently and without pain...and left no mark.

The young man heaved a sigh of relief and said 'Thank God!' and stood up to go back inside...

And his butt fell off.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:*giggles quietly* interesting joke you have there... doesnt necessarily make much sense at this moment, but some reason, it is still giggleable.
EDITED_BY: Hanz (1116935115)


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*sigh* Hanz, I'll explain it to you when you're older... wink

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:mike you should be ashamed that was awful

either that or its very subtle and i missed the actual joke :P

rofiaobj

(rolling on floor in agony of bad joke)
*medic looks up and panics - what the? its a new disease!


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shen shui
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa

Total posts: 1799
Posted:what bout when you say lol in real life?
or when you say giggles instead of giggling?
redface


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:lol...lol...

I thought people were drawing little pictures of armchairs...

devil


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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