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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?


clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Well most of us lovely ladies have already been claimed. Got to get in fast these days smile

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:You know what, I don't think I ever put myself up for auction in the past.

So.. *takes a deep breathe* OK I put myself up.

I am a mid 20's female, living in London UK. I work in Circus, and enjoy juggling and hooping a lot. I love reading, cake and wine. My perfect night in is reading on the sofa with a glass (bottle) of red wine and some cake. I also collect rubber ducks.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Jenovadeath
Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK
Member Since: 21st Dec 2010
Total posts: 34
Posted:Okay, hot on the heels of Pink I shall also put myself up!

Feisty English redhead who works in science and teaches dance as a part time job. Loves staff twirling and is learning poi and fan work.

Talents include gaming and making cupcakes. Likes rock music and 80s films, has a competitive streak and is always up for a challenge. Secretly nerdy and wants to live in a big bouncy castle!

xxx


Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.


aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:/me wonders if circular ownership is a good idea. tongue2

I just realised Pink is on the BJC organising thingy. I think.

EDITED_BY: aston (1294767860)
EDIT_REASON: sudden realisation


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:For Jenovadeath I bid

1x Sephiroth Action Bust with Realistic Supernova SFX!tm


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...

So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.

For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...

So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.

For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.

I post on Rec. but not about the BJC, my name on Rec. is AliceB



I like your bids... wink


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:In 5 1/2 years I've never had the balls to put myself up for auction so here goes....

Bargain Basement time:

Somewhat dated model old but not a bad runner, several previous careless owners, deficient in all but basic technology and limited performance but plenty of heart and soul.
Good cook and excellent listener.
Easily controlled with flowers and a few kind words.

please don't make me beg...... laugh3


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:So who is actually auction master for the ladies?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Istra
Istra

newbie
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.
Member Since: 11th May 2010
Total posts: 32
Posted:Ok i will put myself up for auction wink
so...here goes.. tongue2

I'm an 18 yr old hooper, also use levisticks. learning poi and hopefully soon staff on the side. Just a starter at performing but pretty good at what i do so far

Talents include gaming, pretty decent at cooking, and love to dance. Love almost any music including techno, dubstep, rock, etc. can't stand country though. Thankfully I am pretty easily entertained, but also easily distracted tongue2 its fun though!

I also like smiley faces lol wink

EDITED_BY: Istra (1297192187)


The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

-Bertrand Russell


Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:Hmmm.... Let's see...

For Istra, I bid:
4 jars of nutella,
an original copy of Super Mario Bros.
Three blank pieces of paper that smell vaguely of popcorn,
Arabian god salt (makes popcorn even MORE delicious)
300 Gold coin replicas (with one surprise actual gold coin mixed in)
1 30 minute back rub
and Mars (must be transported by new owner)

For Pink...
a glimpse of a bottle of Don Julio 1942 tequila (anejo)
A map to the location of the holy mail (like the holy grail cept it has postage stamps)
3 used (yet loved) guitar strings,
and a teddy dragon stuffed with special seasoned popcorn.

For Star Child:
Case of Guinness
Pony Keg of hawaiian punch
3 bottles of rootbeer on the wall,
the eastern tip of Alaska,
and a Green miniature buddha statue.

For Jenova:
Cloud buster sword, monster blood included,
3 ice cream materia,
and a glass of lemonade.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!


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