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loki.c1687
loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 546
Posted:So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???

mike.c

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Fire Taiger
Fire Taiger

member

Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 105
Posted:roses are red
violets are blue
i like spaghetti
so lets censored


The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns
OOUUUUCCCHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:Geek Pick-up Lines

11. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.

10. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

9. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

8. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

7. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?

6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

5. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

4. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.

3. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

2. Want to see my Red Hat?

1. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.





Bit OT,

has anyone ever heard the line 'My mother always told me to look out for the quiet ones'. Does anyone know why?


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:"I'd like to extend an invitation to the pants party"

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:im having a party, would you like to invite your pants down

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:ubblol
The word of the day is Legs, so lets go and spread the news


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:polarity, have you been reading bbspot again??

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Nephtys
Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Member Since: 3rd Oct 2002
Total posts: 835
Posted:*bump*

this is a great - but awful - one for guys, slap in the face almost guaranteed smile

While looking at your watch, say to a girl: "I guess you're not wearing any underwear then"
When the lady in question denies this, say "Damn, my watch must be twenty minutes fast again!"

GROAN

smile


everyone's unique except me

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:'You're beautiful, you remind me of my mother'

I have my moments in clubs as well,

I try to look as if I'm reading a girls t-shirt. They go 'what?' and I'm like 'Nothing, just staring at your tits...'


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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FoxInDocs
FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1846
Posted: Written by: MiG


on a serious note, do you think that:

"Hey, do you know if anyone would mind if i danced with you?" would be an effective introducer at a nightclub?



nope, cuz you'd get "Yes, I would."


"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:guarenteed slap material hehe


sniff the air and say to the girl "mmmmm you smell nice tonight..........................been for a jog"


or

"excuse me, do you have a pen"

usual answer is no

(your reply)
" well you should have you ugly pig" ubblol i'm going to hell for those ubbloco


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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:oohhhh,, methinks I've worked out why young Rave spends those lonely nights alone wink

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:eek i WOULD never use those lines ubblol i wouldn't have the bottleredface

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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:you sure wink

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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