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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
do what?rain on your parade? its easy all I have to do is show up you double decker dis-connected kalahari bush pig.

Whats the time?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCRBRONZE Member
Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
56 posts
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1:58am by the rocket clock you sad excuse for a motherless goat

why does it hurt?

Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you talk and talk and talk without realizing that everybody knows you sniff armpits for fun and thats sad you pot of jam.


How do you get a law changed?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCRBRONZE Member
Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
56 posts
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
Ask a lawyer not me you stinking pile of infested mugworts.


Why do you ask such things?

Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
because I can you nincompoop! Its been swell but the swellings gone down, you bore me, I'm going home.


Who's making dinner?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCRBRONZE Member
Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
56 posts
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
i am but you cant have any because of that terrible tank girl reference, having delusions of granduer you wannabe train wreck of a loose lipped iguana.


whats your problem? (my first guess - Alot)

Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


CabenTaster of beer, drinker of wine and all around stumbler.
238 posts
Location: Somewere way out there


Posted:
Typical.......so short sighted and self obsessed that you can even tell that it isn't others with the problem.

Can you cook?

A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

a crowded elevator smells different to a midget

If you take me seriously you would be the only one


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
of course you inbread!

whats that?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
that, my poor friend, is your nose.... it is rather large....

Stepped on a rake recently?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
no but i hear you have my flat faced friend

anyone got a tissue?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
no you senseless waste of human life.....you oxygen theif.....

why is it 4:00

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Because, thankfully, you're far away from me in a differernt timezone. Stay!

What's that bubbling noise?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Phoenix_OTM_TCRBRONZE Member
Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
56 posts
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
your boiling eye fluid as i slowly cook them inside your useless skull.

Where are my cooking mits?

Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
on your feet you useless excuse for a primate!

why is my nose bleeding?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
because youve been trying to eat bus sandwiches again you hunger controled beast

why do i keep coming here?

back


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
because you have no life, and nobody loves you.

where have I been these past several weeks?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
In a LSD and stritinine induced stupor, lying across a flagpole in Tragfalar Square and being sworn at by the pidgeons.

What did you do to your hair to get it like that?!

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
went to a hairdressers and paid for it you freak

why are we all being horrid people?

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
because we can you little worm

who's being horrid?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
nobody you paranoid fruit loop

whats the point?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
same as your head!!!!!!!!!

where is HoP?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Infront of your face you long-nosed cephlapod

Where have all the penguins gone?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Your ugly mug scared them underground...

Will someone help me find my lettuce?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
of course i will.

can someone help relieve my boredom?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Of course- we can trade insults, most majestically snooty one.

Will someone insult me this time? I'm feeling kinda rejected!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
why bother insulting you...........you are an insult



will it hurt if i stab myself with a fork?

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
It looks like you already have...

How about if you stab someone else with a fork?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


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