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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:I heard one of my friend singing away to herself in the kitchen the other day... she was singing macy grays "I try"

and this was how she sung it... " I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it its clear, I WEAR GOGGLES when you are not here..." ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Its meant to be " my world crumbles when you are not here!!"

I was all like WHAT? and fell over laughing! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol it was so funny! Have any of you guys mixed up the words of songs? ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:oh my god, up till now i thought it said "someone says were in forces, all the same they burn crosses" never really understood what that was all about.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:ok.. I have looked at three different sites and the lyrics for that song are showing as different on all of them

first site:
some of those that were forces are the same that bore crosses

second site :
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

third site :
Some of those that work forces, are the saints that burn crosses

wtf?

I always thought is was "some of those that were enforcers, are the same that burn crosses" as in, some police officers are weekend racists...
huh?


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

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Posted:one of my friends thought it was

some of those who work forces, are the same F! hourses!

yes indeed, he used to shout that during the corus.

and the line is

some of those who work forces, UH are the same burn crosses...


Step (el-nombrie)

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:how do you know this mech? smile smile i want the proofs!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:'There's a lady who smokes
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway 11...

"...And there's a wine bar down the road!"
From the same song, should be and as we wind on down the road...gotta love my drunken friends trying to sing stairway to heaven


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Posted:Bryan Adams's 'Depend On Me'

"When you're loosin' direction - you can depend on me" sounds just like..............

............."when you loose and erection - you can bend on me"

ubblol ubblol

It's even funnier when you hear the next lines:

"when you feel broken hearted, and you just can't get started, - you can bend/(depend) on me!"


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

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Posted:Hahahah this ones funny:
Asthenia, Blink 182
REAL lyrics:
Should i go back, should i go back?
Should i? I feel alone and tired.

What someone thought it was
Should i go back, should i go back?
Should i? I want to raise a tiger!

That part in the song sounds NOTHING like that!!!! hehehe


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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ben_in_a_spin
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

ben_in_a_spin

member
Location: london / cambridge, United Kin...

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Posted:from one of the verses of 'stuck in the middle with you' by Stealer's Wheel:

said i'm stuck in the middle with you
and i'm wond'rin' what it is i should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
oozing petroleum all over the place, (!)
clowns to the left of me... etc.

apparently it's 'losing control, yeah i'm all over the place'

mishearings are better. smile


please help keep the world clean - others may wish to use it

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

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Posted:mishearings are much better!

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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_pOp_
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

Playing OldSchool Poi
Location: amsterdam, Netherlands

Total posts: 593
Posted:Written by: ben_in_a_spin


from one of the verses of 'stuck in the middle with you' by Stealer's Wheel:



said i'm stuck in the middle with you

and i'm wond'rin' what it is i should do,

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

oozing petroleum all over the place, (!)

clowns to the left of me... etc.



apparently it's 'losing control, yeah i'm all over the place'





confused I always thought it was:

. It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

. 'cause I'm wandering all over the place



but just looked at a website that says:

. It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

. Losing joy yer, I'm all over the place



I think my lyrics make most sense of all of them... tongue


meditate eRic.

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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myco
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:*bump* not cos i have any good misheard lyrics, i'm just hoping other people do so i can have a laugh.

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit

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Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooorld" No one would actually write such an amusing line, not sure what it's actually meant to be though confused ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:i misheard one this morning

should have been
"take me to the clouds above"
and i heard
"take me to the powder burn"

dunno the name of the track but if you hear it and listen really closely...


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:yesterday I heard the kaiser chiefs song "I predict a riot" or whatever the song that that line is in.



I thought they were saying:

"I have tourettes"



umm


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:I heard that song and nowhere could i hear them saying
"UCoF has tourettes" or even "jon has tourettes" ubblol beerchug


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:censored censored censored

sorry.. redface


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:peace (looks like I was wrong)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:well i'm ok at picking up song lyrics but lauz once thought a song by rage against the machine was called 'killing in the gay bar' when really it is 'killing in the name of'

ubblolubblol


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:I just found thnoght out that the line in Escape (you know, the one that meantions Pina Coladas. I've only heard the bit in Shrek really anyway) isn't

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not in America

but something more like

If you're not into yoga. :loony:

And thern there's hearing that B-A-N-A-N-A-S line in another song entirely to have an N on the end instead...


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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Right, these aren't misheard, I re-wrote the song for comedy value:

Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby,
How was I supposed to know
The loo was overflowing
Oh baby baby
I just had to let it goooo
And now the gunk is going

To drown us
Lurking in the U-bend
Try to flush something down it
But it comes back up this end

oh because
My rumbly guts are killing me
(And I)
I must confess - It was me
(It was me)
I raided the fridge late last night
Shoulda known all the signs-
It must have been the chicken pie!

*applause please* lol


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Seb


Seb

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Posted:This must be one of the things that make ya go hmmm.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:i heard The Prayer by Anthony Callea the other day and in one verse i could swear it said;
'do you have the chicken' or maybe it was 'where is the chicken' (i cant remember as i was really tired when i heard it)
and in another it said;
'wonderful chair'


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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:Written by: monkeynamedspank
and there's bandages by I can't remember who that we're sure actually says panda jizz



bandages is by hot hot heat...and for ages i thought it was 'better jills for me and for you' rather than 'bandages on my legs and my arms from you'
i blame alcohol and big speakers.

also ages and AAAGES ago there was a song that went something like
'my love has got no army, he's got his strong beliefs'
or in my world
'my love has got no army, he's got his dungarees'


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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Backstreet Boys, Larger than life: And that makes you larger, than life
My version: and that makes you larger, get a life

And there are so many other songs, but I cant think of any at the moment...


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racingkitty69
BRONZE Member since Jun 2005

racingkitty69

Member
Location: Texas, USA

Total posts: 35
Posted:One that I misheard a while back was a song by The Misfits, called "Hatebreeders".

Original chorus: "Whoa-hoa-hoooa, hatebreeders whoa!"

The chorus I heard while higher than a giraffe's @$* : "Whoa-hoa-hoooa, Henry I'm home!!!"

Needless to say, I don't do ecstasy anymore.... redface


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Helen

Though I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing.


Ravers don't stumble and fall, we trip and roll!!!

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:remembered another one the other day..
Tracy Chapman- Fast Car
Apparently it is "and you're arms felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder"
I always sang it as "and you're uncles night-strap 'round my shoulder" I always wondered what a night strap was, lol


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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

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Posted:lilac wine is a great song.. i first heard it sung by jeff buckley.. then recently i heard nina simone singing it.

that was when i realised that its lilac wine , not "i like wine".

the whole song is a little deeper now


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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Posted:*bump* just because its a funny thread......=]

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:hmm, I have another one from Tracy Chapmans Fast Car
where it says "felt like I was drunk"
I always heard it as "and that guy was drunk"
always wondered what guy was drunk and what happened...


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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:Surprised no ones thought og this one yet...
Counting crows - Big Yellow Taxi

Original words - Paved paradise to put up a parking lot.
Heard words - Paved paradise to put up a censored lot.

One of my friends dads banned him from listening to the song because of that biggrin


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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