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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:I heard one of my friend singing away to herself in the kitchen the other day... she was singing macy grays "I try"

and this was how she sung it... " I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it its clear, I WEAR GOGGLES when you are not here..." ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Its meant to be " my world crumbles when you are not here!!"

I was all like WHAT? and fell over laughing! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol it was so funny! Have any of you guys mixed up the words of songs? ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:36 crazyfists - 'clitoris' theory: LESBIAN! LESBIAAAN! i'm still looking for these angels in the snow

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Actually...

I had a friend who thought it was i wear goggles when you are not here!!
If you think to yourself those lyrics when she sings them, you can really hear her saying it... or is it just me?


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:There are loads and i tend to sing them even knowing the real words, eg:

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family sparing his life for his pork sausages"

"Sweaping the floor" rather than "Seek and distroy" (Its a metal song so it does fit) oh and "Chickens in my head" rather than "ticking"

there are loads but the kids come up with the best ones


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Try this link...

http://www.kissthisguy.com
br>
Its a winner!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:how come they have NO Bob Dillan?!!!!!!

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:My dad is really deaf and mis-hears stuff all the time. One thing that hes singing at the moment is 'Americano in a paaaarie *pause* dun dun dun dun *pause* all covered in cheese' o.O
lordy knows where that one came from.


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Written by: GothFrogette

how come they have NO Bob Dillan?!!!!!!



Because "Dillan" should be spelled "Dylan" smile

There is one song I misheard which I think was by Public Enemy but I can't find the line in the sleeve notes to tell which song it is. Which means I'll have to listen to Public Enemy albums all day...shame cool

It says something like:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the palm of my hand"

I heard it as:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the parmesan"

redface


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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KiwiBex


KiwiBex

member
Location: Melb

Total posts: 69
Posted:I once had quite a heated argument with someone who was convinced that the words were 'because you're corn chips' not 'because you're gorgeous'... Haven't spoken to Mel in a while (not because of the argument!!!) but would love to know if she still thinks that!

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!

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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Probably the best one i've held is:

"Fly me to the moon,
and spank my love nuts with a spoon"

ubblol


Gayle.....!

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monkeynamedspank


monkeynamedspank

Padawan
Location: Bolton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I don't think these are actually misheard, but they sound better:

Fear Factory - Lynchpin: Can't bake me a pie, can't bake me a pie, can't bake me a pie, no you can't!

and there's bandages by I can't remember who that we're sure actually says panda jizz


Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

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garthy
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

garthy

old hand
Location: Bristol, England

Total posts: 717
Posted:There's a Metalica song that goes...

"Playing monopoly..."

Or so I thought. It's actually

"Pain monopoly...."

Which is much less wierd I guess..


"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk

Total posts: 1858
Posted:http://www.rathergood.com/chicken/
br>
ubblol


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: Spanner

Written by: GothFrogette

how come they have NO Bob Dillan?!!!!!!



Because "Dillan" should be spelled "Dylan" smile

There is one song I misheard which I think was by Public Enemy but I can't find the line in the sleeve notes to tell which song it is. Which means I'll have to listen to Public Enemy albums all day...shame cool

It says something like:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the palm of my hand"

I heard it as:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the parmesan"

redface



ubblol and that is what happens when i go online without any coffee biggrin


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Mr_Chutney
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire

Total posts: 1711
Posted:"Every time you go away... you take a piece of meat (!?!) with you..."



Even when I hear that song now I still hear 'meat' instead of 'me'...


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:Written by: Sniper


36 crazyfists - 'clitoris' theory: LESBIAN! LESBIAAAN! i'm still looking for these angels in the snow





it's lace me up, fool tongue



plus the song's called slit wrist theory... spank


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:spank spank spank spank spank spank spank

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i admit it sounds better as lesbian, but it doesn't sound right

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.

Total posts: 740
Posted:There was this cd my cousin used to play all the time...

I am still convinced the guy was saying " I got a pocket full o' cheeeeese! "

confused


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:with music nowadays, anything is possible. i've recently-ish found a song about a 10 year old kid that wants to get a mohawk, but his mum won't let him tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Dixie
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.

Total posts: 740
Posted:I once wrote a song about the smell of cockles. It never got sung to be misheard though.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.

are the original words....trom Sober by Tool

the misheard ones were

I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.

ahahahah!! Lawyer!


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:a friend of mine is slightly mad I think, she sings that George Michael Song called Too funky. here's how the lyrics are SUPPOSED to go:

Hey, your just too funky for me
I gotta get inside of you
And I'll show you heaven if you let me

She sings:

Hey Mr Funky for me
I gotta get inside of you
and I'll show I'm heavy if you let me


It's just strange tongue


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Dressed in Black
BRONZE Member since Feb 2005

Dressed in Black

A Fire Inside
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxfor...

Total posts: 191
Posted:i always think Foo Fighters 'Enough Space' at the start sounds like 'I was waiting for something, maybe flying cheese..' its flying machines and i know that when i hear the song but still it sounds like flying cheese!

::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:gawd. I do this all the time. I'm a shoker, actually.

"The lift goes up where we belong" (should be "love lifts us up where we belong) and dozens more that I can't think of right now....

Funniest story I ever heard though: a friend of my aunt's goes into record store and says to guy: "have you got the Blue Moon Persuader" song?" Guy says "ummm, never heard of it. You'll have to sing it for me". Girl sings "Blue moo-on persuaaaderr" to the tune of "smooth operator"! hahahaa.


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: GothFrogette
oh and "Chickens in my head" rather than "ticking"




not often these days you see Anthrax mentioned biggrin


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines

Total posts: 4437
Posted:I thought it was I wear goggle when your not here too, obviously not too hard a msitake.....right?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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88Jack88


88Jack88

newbie
Location: Melbourne

Total posts: 21
Posted:Let's not forget that white stripes song about the Salvation Army wink

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Written by:
"The lift goes up where we belong"



*has to sit down as laughs so hard!* Thats so funny flash!


oh this is so bad!! after reading that website- the kiss this guy one- I found this story...

The real lyrics were:
Killing in the name of...

But I misheard them as:
Bingo was his name-o...

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I was 19 and at a small Rage Against The Machine gig. I met Zack & the lads afterwards backstage, and, trying to be cool, I started yelling "Bingo was his name-o..." until Zack corrected me... my friends haven't stopped laughing to this day!

HOW EMBRASSING!! The singer of the actual song correcting you!!
smile ubblol


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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myco
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia

Total posts: 2084
Posted:oh my god valura, that's such a crack up! ubblol

one of my friends also thought macy grey sung about goggles, she knows what it's meant to be, but just can't help singing it her way still.

another friend used to think that k.d.lang's 'constant craving' song said 'god save gravy'...bloody funny.


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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
Location: Blackhill, Australia

Total posts: 209
Posted:from the same song
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
was heard as
some of those that ride horses, are the same that burn crosses


Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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